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There are 20 Million matches per day on Tinder, with so many funny pick up lines and cheesy openers being used on a daily basis.

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Mike – What’s the difference between me and my couch?

One’s more fun to sit on than the other- Sasha

Mike – Sort of. The real difference is that my couch pulls out

Lol you’re a naughty boy – Sasha

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Jake – Moira, what do One Direction and Christmas Trees have in common?

No idea – Moira

Jake – Their balls are just for decoration

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Joseph – What’s the difference between jam and jelly?

Ooh clever. Well I know the difference – Brittany

Joseph – And what is it?

Jam has whole fruit pieces – Brittany

Joseph – Nope. The real difference is that I can’t jelly my dick in your ass.

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Gab – Do you like dragons?

Sam – Sure

Gab – Good. Cuz I’m gonna be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

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Frank – Know what I’d do if I could rearrange the alphabet?

? – Ashleigh

Frank – Put the D in U.

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Carlo – What’s the difference between you and school tomorrow?

What – Alicia

Carlo – I’m not gonna come into school tomorrow.

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Elijah – You know how they call 4 people having sex a foursome?

Right… – Kim

Elijah – And 3 people a threesome?

Sure – Kim

Elijah – Well they call me handsome!

Haha, funny – Kim

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Jose – Should be a model

I am haha thank you – Nastassia

Jose -Oh. I was talking about the dog you’re holding.

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Patrick – As a future doctor I’m usually pretty busy but I’m pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this afternoon.

As a future mechanical engineer I can think of about 7 ways to use household items to castrate you by this after noon – Ella

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Vince – One of my Easter eggs had no candy. It just said “you get Kendall’s number.”

Vince – You wouldn’t let Jesus down, would you?

Iol what eggs you’re hunting – Kendall

Vince – Yours.

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Anthony – Hey Dina, do you like hang gliding?

Never tried it before but sure why – Dina

Anthony – I would love to see a Dina soar

Is that supposed to be funny? – Dina

Anthony – I thought it was Dina mite

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Jackson – I have been meaning to ask, do you have any experience raising chickens?

As a matter of fact yes? – Allison

Jackson – Well that’s great because, I have a large cock I was hoping you could help me with

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Angelo – Your name sounds like what a deaf lumberjack would shout.

Thanks asshole – Kember

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Adam – On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

North Korea – Rachel

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Pete – Can you believe there’s going to be 7 planets left soon?!

Excuse me – Felicia

Pete – Yeah after I destroy Uranus

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Vincent – Jess, I see you like horses…..

Vincent – That’s lucky, because you’ve just found yourself a stallion 😉

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Zeke – I like my women how I like my wine.

White & fruity? – Manasa

Zeke – No, 8 years old and locked in a cellar.

Best / Funny / Funniest / Girls / Guys Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Timothy – Do you like men with big cocks?

Yes – Annaliese

Timothy – Sorry I wasted your time.

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Rudolph – If you were a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber.

Shut the fuck up with your stupid ass – Carley

Rudolph – If you were a vegetable, you would be a rudeabaga.

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Vic – If you remove the D from your name it’s an anagram for the word Arkansas

That’s a new one, lol – Kassandra

Vic – So I guess the question at this point is, do you want the D?

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Alphonse – Jessie, if I were you I’d keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold

What does that even mean? – Jessie

Alphonse – It means I asked Santa for you this Christmas.

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Daniel – Which sex position produces the ugliest kids?

Ugh idk? Lol –Nicole

Daniel – Ask your parents

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France – Here it comes…

France – _________________________

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Thomas – Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there is an uprising in my pants

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Jayson – My friend told me that he was going to a fancy dress party as an island. I told him “don’t be Scilly!”

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Matthew – What cheese greets himself in the mirror?

Matthew – “Halloumi”

Which cheese isn’t yours? – Anna

Nacho cheese! – Anna

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Albert – How do you get a bear down from a tree?

Albert – Camembert

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Roger – My dick is as hard as pavement right now.

Roger – it’s dat asphalt

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Paul – Single mother of 1?

Yes sir – Erin

Paul – Want to be a single mother of 2?

Gilbert – Hey, the FBI is searching for my Dick, can I hide it inside you?

I’m sure it’s tough to find already – Nina

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Randell – Hey did you know that you could make a decent living selling hot dogs?

Randell – Because you really know how to make a wiener stand.

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Augustus – Are you a Jedi?

No why – Toller

Augustus – Cause yodalicious.

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Bret – If I kiss you will my allergies disappear?

Nice. – Allegra

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Troy – Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number.

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Dale – Do you like CDs and Tapes?

I guess so – Maddi

Dale – Great, because im going to Tape my dick to you face so you can CDs balls

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Brade – Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse sized duck?

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Niall – I like my women how I like my Pizza

And how would that be? – Denise

Niall – Sliced up in a box

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Cormac – Are you Iraqi?

Cormac – Coz you should Baghdad ass up

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Mitch – I like my women how I like my groceries!

And how do you like your groceries Mitch? – Samantha

Mitch – In a bag in the trunk of my car.

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Brittany – You remind me of my baby toe, you’re small and cute. And I’m definitely going to bang you on a table some time.

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Matt – Roses are read, violets are blue, like the titanic I’m going down on you.

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Timothy – Are you flappy bird?

No? – Zara

Timothy – Well that’s a shame because I would really like to tap you al night.

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Elon – Damn gurl are you from the ocean?

Yeah I’m a mermaid – Cara

Elon – Wrong, cause u a whale.

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Heath – I guess you can call me winter.

Heath – Because you’ll always cum before me.

Well played sir, well played – Autumn

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Peter – Hi

Hey- Meg

Peter – Shut up Meg

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Gerald – I’m not even gonna give you a creative pickup line cuz I’m really just trying to Ramya

Wow, really? – Ramya

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Hillary – Hey whats up

I have one ball, I hope that’s cool – Donald

Hillary – Do u really?

Only one way to find out – Donald

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Hannah – flipping a coin, to give you my number or to not give you my number

I’m chasing tails but getting heads would be okay too – EJ

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Sam – Truth or Dare

I’ll go with truth to start – Bethany

Sam – What is your spirit animal?

Hmm, probably a bulldog. What about you?- Bethany

Sam – Whatever animal has sex with bulldogs

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Jemi – I was once arrested in Thailand

Because you didn’t pay your hooker? – Laura

Jemi – No. Of course not. You don’t have to pay them when they’re dead

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Nadja – My best friend killed herself last night I don’t really wanna talk sorry.

If I wrote you a song to make you feel better, you can just Nadja head to it? – Nick

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Mari –I heard you’re looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD; all I need is U.

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Patrick – Sorry, thought you were the other girl in the profile pic. Ask her can I have her number please

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Kris – 😉

Oh you’re dirty – Sydney

Kris – Please this isn’t nearly as dirty as I get

Oh is that right? – Sydney

Kris – You want a teaser?

Of course I do – Sydney

Kris – I’ll shit on you

Eewwwww- Sydney

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Micheal – Roses are red, violets are blue, You be the six, I’ll be the nine

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George – Do you eat ass?

Not my thing – Kalyn

George – Oh well I do

George – What’s your number?

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Joseph – Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?

That’s for you to decide – Sarah

Joseph – Yeah I don’t think it is

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Christian – I would drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass across the Sahara desert, with Rosie Odonnells queef as my only air supply, just so I could hear you fart though a walkie-talkie

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Jose – Do you have pet insurance?

No – Samantha

Jose – You should get some because I’m gonna destroy your pussy.

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Erick- Is your dad in jail? Cus if I was your dad I’d be in jail

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Christopher – I once chopped down a tree by only using a rule and dental floss

Wow – Christine

Christopher – Yeah it’s one of two things I’m good at

And the other – Christine

Christopher – I’m also great in bed

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Prince – Wow I can’t believe they actually let me use this app from jail!

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Jom – All I’m missing is a little spoon

Too bad I’m a big spoon – Nam

Jom – Snuggle me in your strong protective arms and tell me I’m pretty.

Jom – One day we can tell our grandkids that the only reason they’re around is because I deeply deployed in Nam.

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Jess – Hey there!

Hey. I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado. – Jim

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Joey – What does coffee and pussy have in common?

Umm idk what? – Jane

Joey –They both know how to get me up in the morning.

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Tien – Girl you must be rl stine because you give me goosebumps

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Marzial – Want to grab some lunch? We could get some chicken nguyets!

Well, that’s new – Nguyet

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Ashley – Is that Ryan in your picture?

It is, how do you know him? – Shawn

Ashley – He took a shit in my car.

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Todd – You up for 2 minutes of mediocre sex followed by 30 minutes of crying?

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Cassondra – Are you the SAT, Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

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Rick –A Persian guy tried to fight me once

Then he’s dumb – Mahtan

Rick – I guess so but I did what I had to do.

Lol what did you do? – Mathan

Rick – Iran.

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Frankie – This is my opening line

Frankie – ——————————–

Very clever wise guy – Elijah.

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Scott – Helena, you’ve got the sweetest smile on Tinder.

Scott – If you’re a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

If you were a person you’d have downs – Helena

Scott – I take that back, if you were a vegetable. I’d pull the plug.

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Natasha – What came first, the chicken or the egg?

If you hung with me you’d prob cum first – Bolt

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Ericka – Are you a beaver because… Damnnnnnnnnnnn

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Anton – How about I take a couple letters off and make you Moan?

How about I add a few letters and make you die? – Morgan

Anton – What letters are you thinking? Six more and you’d have mangled organ.

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Luke – How much of your butthole would you be willing to show me?

I’ll show you my dog’s butthole – Fiona

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Maekell – What would you be called if you were wrapped in baked pastry?

Maekell – An EmpaNada

Hahahha- Nada

Go away –Nada

Maekell – Wow that reaction was not impressive at all

Maekell – Nadatall

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Ivan – Where the fuck are you and how did we match 7300 miles away?!

I’m looking for Wilson in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Just because Tom Hanks left him there doesn’t mean I have to – Genevieve

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Drew – If you were a gaming transformer you’d be a Hot-o-bot and your Twitch name would be Optimus Fine.

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Lachie – Did you fall from heaven because let’s have sex.

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Justin – How do you kill a frog?

Justin- You don’t it Kermits suicide

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Nikko – What’s a smart, attractive, young…. Man like myself doing without your number?

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Andrew – Lets make sex

How high are your results with that tinder line? – Joyce

Andrew – I’ve done the sex in three women from it. One might have been a man.

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Lucas – What weighs more, 60 lbs of feathers or 40 lbs of bricks?

Books? – Yesenia

Lucas – Yep, books

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Hillary – Hey

You’re too cute – Tony

Stop it – Tony

Hillary – Haha well thank you

Can I snapchat you pictures of my dick now?- Tony

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Freddie – Are you just a small town girl living in a lonely world?

Just trying to find emotion yes – Linxi


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Greg – If I sent Special D, would you accept my package?

I refuse to sign for anything that small – Lexi

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Bryle – Hi I just got of prison and my parents changed the locks so I could really use a place to stay

Bryle – You’re cute by the way.

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Kristoph – If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

I’m Jewish – Alexa

Aimee – If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

As long as it doesn’t end with a delivery in nine months – Mike

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Aaron – Do you ever look up at the stars and wander about all the amazing things in this world? Like why the letter D is in ‘Fridge’ but not in ‘Refrigerator’?

Lol No I suppose I havent – Mary

Aaron – Well there is no ‘D’ in Mary but I can definitely change that

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