Remember, whatever your success on Tinder, you can always do better, and for most of the guys out there – they should be doing a hell of a lot better.
Two choices: Get a Tinder date organised for this weekend with fast easy, Tinder tips, or don’t… it’s up to you!
Girls have it easy, how difficult it is for an average looking girl with terrible chat to get laid on Tinder? – very easy!
However an average guy with no chat and no behaviour skills has almost zero chance of getting laid as a result of his Tinder efforts. This is re-coining the phrase “getting lucky”, some guys literally feel lucky that they were accepted, that is not how it should be !
Men need hacks to help bridge the gap.
Girls can rely on looks but men can’t, so there are subtle things about what you say, how you message, your timing and style that make you more attractive, but when you don’t know how then it is a nightmare to get consistent success on Tinder, or anywhere for that matter.
Before I learned some Tinder hacks: My Tinder game was terrible; the girls that I really wanted – I couldn’t even get close to. If I was lucky enough to match with a hot girl, I would send a message and then get nothing back, either literally nothing or get a one-word response and that would be the last word she said to me. I didn’t have a Scooby how to respond – send a message and hope.
The best source of info:
Best Dating Book For Men
Click the link, bookmark it, check it out later.
Stop Wasting So Much Time On Tinder
I wasted so much time with Tinder messages that didn’t go anywhere, swiping for hours, even deleting my profile and starting again so I could try and get more matches. When you just keep trying the same thing you’ll keep getting the same results, just get advice and value your time.
The Best Tinder/Dating crash course
More and more guys are getting clued up on Tinder Tactics and learning how to pick up women. It is time to rise above your competition and get more attractive women.
I am not saying to go and be an expert, but everyone does better after some coaching, you remember the learning curve? ..
The nice thing about tinder is it is easy to get results, you just need to know what to do, I am a results based guy and I go with what works!
Imagine any sport, any skill, if you somebody said “I am just going to let it happen naturally, that is the best way”.
That person is going to come last, or close to last. And guess how many women are with a guy in last place? = 0
Guess what, some quick easy tips and a little practice to see a dramatic difference. It doesn’t matter where you are on the scale, you could be higher, get the girls you really want.
Lets take a look at the best return for time to get the highest conversion rate = Get hotter women in shortest time possible from now.
#1 Tinder Guide for Men
The best return on investment is Tinder Hacks for Tinder, it is specifically for Tinder and as more and more people are using Tinder, you are going to need to get better at it as other guys (your competition) are getting clued up on how to convert on Tinder.
Some people ask me why I don’t have a guide book yet, maybe I will write one, but for now I’ll just point you in the right direction to some awesome existing guides.
Amendment —– since this article was written, TinderHacks is no longer available for some reason, I’ll add a Whisky and Tinder version in the near future —
#2 The Male Attractiveness Playbook
The long term attractive personality and behaviour playbook
David D is the man…!!! I loved every minute of reading his book, I have a great story of putting into practice his techniques. He also has a lot of other awesome guides but the #1 best e-book is called ‘double your dating’ – yes I know the name is cheesy but this book is great.
Here is a personal dating story, not from Tinder but it was still funny for me thinking back.
Click the image to check out the story
Before, dating for me was like playing a board game where I didn’t know the rules, it lost all the time, just like most other men. Then reading about all the Tinder Hacks I started enjoying it become it became a game that I could practice all the time, testing and see more matches and more conversations evolved.
I even enjoyed the failures after that because I would notice after what I did wrong. I am not saying that I get all the girls on Tinder, that is not what I am saying at all. I am average looking but I went from having almost zero dates to setting up 4 in one week, and that just didn’t happen before.
— Back to sucking with women —
It was even worse in person.Approaching women takes balls, and I didn’t really know what to say, I was self conscious and felt I needed to Impress, what magic comment was going to get them interested..? What I didn’t know then was the all important hacks that show women that I am an attractive man with lots to offer.
These hacks exist.. they are easy.. but if you don’t know the hacks then you can’t follow them.
Important Tinder Tips I Wish I learned Sooner
I really wish I got the basics sorted out early, stuff like;
Learn how to message girls in an attractive way
How do I respond if they don’t ask me any questions
Women test men in their messages – learn how to identify a test and how to pass those tests
Learn what photos not to use for your profile
But there is so much more…
Get Good On Tinder
This is my advice for all men who want to improve, learn the hacks about being good on Tinder, good at dating, and good with women. Of course I don’t want all men to get good, it will be harder for me lol.
I built this site purely because I really enjoy the dating on tinder and I enjoy talking about dating, sure the pickup lines page is purely for fun, those openers don’t actually work and there is a good chance you will get blocked.
Learn to be a Natural
Now I get asked from my friends about Tinder advice, they say I’m just a natural, It only looks that way. Don’t be one of those guys who say “I will let it happen naturally” saying things like “learning about dating psychology is disingenuous” and knowing what to say makes you contrived. That is NOT true, I don’t lie or say I am something I am not, I like the girl, and I learned how to speak to her in such a manner that she finds interesting and attractive.
Authenticity Dating and Tinder
Remember just because you can control how you act, it is still you, it is always you. Think… when you are;
You can feel all of these things, but only the last three make you more attractive. So the most logical solution is to do more of the attractive stuff and less of the unattractive stuff. Does that make you contrived?
No of course not. You have behaved in so many different ways, different conversation styles etc and it is still you! The only difference is that you will soon know which specific ways will attract more women.
David Diangelo’s book is so good..!! I have literally read it 5 times.
This is David D’s book (clicking will take you to his webpage)
Micheal – Roses are red, violets are blue, You be the six, I’ll be the nine
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex George – Do you eat ass?
Not my thing – Kalyn
George – Oh well I do
George – What’s your number?
More Funny Tinder Specials
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Joseph – Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
That’s for you to decide – Sarah
Joseph – Yeah I don’t think it is
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Christian – I would drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass across the Sahara desert, with Rosie Odonnells queef as my only air supply, just so I could hear you fart though a walkie-talkie
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Jose – Do you have pet insurance?
No – Samantha
Jose – You should get some because I’m gonna destroy your pussy.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Erick- Is your dad in jail? Cus if I was your dad I’d be in jail
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Christopher – I once chopped down a tree by only using a rule and dental floss
Wow – Christine
Christopher – Yeah it’s one of two things I’m good at
And the other – Christine
Christopher – I’m also great in bed
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Prince – Wow I can’t believe they actually let me use this app from jail!
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Jom – All I’m missing is a little spoon
Too bad I’m a big spoon – Nam
Jom – Snuggle me in your strong protective arms and tell me I’m pretty.
Jom – One day we can tell our grandkids that the only reason they’re around is because I deeply deployed in Nam.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Jess – Hey there!
Hey. I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado. – Jim
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Joey – What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Umm idk what? – Jane
Joey –They both know how to get me up in the morning.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Tien – Girl you must be rl stine because you give me goosebumps
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Marzial – Want to grab some lunch? We could get some chicken nguyets!
Well, that’s new – Nguyet
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Ashley – Is that Ryan in your picture?
It is, how do you know him? – Shawn
Ashley – He took a shit in my car.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Todd – You up for 2 minutes of mediocre sex followed by 30 minutes of crying?
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Cassondra – Are you the SAT, Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex Rick –A Persian guy tried to fight me once
Then he’s dumb – Mahtan
Rick – I guess so but I did what I had to do.
Lol what did you do? – Mathan
Rick – Iran.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Frankie – This is my opening line
Frankie – ——————————–
Very clever wise guy – Elijah.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Scott – Helena, you’ve got the sweetest smile on Tinder.
Scott – If you’re a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
If you were a person you’d have downs – Helena
Scott – I take that back, if you were a vegetable. I’d pull the plug.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Natasha – What came first, the chicken or the egg?
If you hung with me you’d prob cum first – Bolt
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Ericka – Are you a beaver because… Damnnnnnnnnnnn
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Anton – How about I take a couple letters off and make you Moan?
How about I add a few letters and make you die? – Morgan
Anton – What letters are you thinking? Six more and you’d have mangled organ.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Luke – How much of your butthole would you be willing to show me?
I’ll show you my dog’s butthole – Fiona
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Maekell – What would you be called if you were wrapped in baked pastry?
Maekell – An EmpaNada
Go away –Nada
Maekell – Wow that reaction was not impressive at all
Maekell – Nadatall
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Ivan – Where the fuck are you and how did we match 7300 miles away?!
I’m looking for Wilson in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Just because Tom Hanks left him there doesn’t mean I have to – Genevieve
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Drew – If you were a gaming transformer you’d be a Hot-o-bot and your Twitch name would be Optimus Fine.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Lachie – Did you fall from heaven because let’s have sex.
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Justin – How do you kill a frog?
Justin- You don’t it Kermits suicide
Best Tinder Pick up Lines / Guys Nikko – What’s a smart, attractive, young…. Man like myself doing without your number?
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Andrew – Lets make sex
How high are your results with that tinder line? – Joyce
Andrew – I’ve done the sex in three women from it. One might have been a man.
Best Tinder Pick up Lines Lucas – What weighs more, 60 lbs of feathers or 40 lbs of bricks?
Books? – Yesenia
Lucas – Yep, books
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Hillary – Hey
You’re too cute – Tony
Stop it – Tony
Hillary – Haha well thank you
Can I snapchat you pictures of my dick now?- Tony
Best Tinder Pick up Lines Freddie – Are you just a small town girl living in a lonely world?
Just trying to find emotion yes – Linxi
Freddie – THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING SONG GOES
Best Tinder Pick up Lines Greg – If I sent Special D, would you accept my package?
I refuse to sign for anything that small – Lexi
Best Tinder Pick up Lines Bryle – Hi I just got of prison and my parents changed the locks so I could really use a place to stay
Bryle – You’re cute by the way.
Best Tinder Pick up Lines Kristoph – If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
I’m Jewish – Alexa
Aimee – If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
As long as it doesn’t end with a delivery in nine months – Mike
Best Tinder Pickup Lines Aaron – Do you ever look up at the stars and wander about all the amazing things in this world? Like why the letter D is in ‘Fridge’ but not in ‘Refrigerator’?
Lol No I suppose I havent – Mary
Aaron – Well there is no ‘D’ in Mary but I can definitely change that
Want to read my Maria Story. I learned from some dating gurus, I tried it all, some advice sucked, many times it bombed. However the advice of one guy in particular worked really well, no manipulative sneaky stuff either – hate that. Here is the story of one funny time when I was trying to put it into practice – 100% true story.
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Tinder are bringing pickup lines back in fashion, Pickup lines used to be the most laughed at detestable way of starting conversation with someone. But on Tinder is the ultimate opening line, conversation starting practicing machine.
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Here are some Tinder Nightmare pick up lines on the Ellen show
Reddit Tinder is a forum where you can start a discussion on almost anything, it is such a great site, there has been many threads on tinder and below we have picked out the best and funniest Treads, including Tinder Tips all 100% NSFW (not safe for work).
Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Clever / Great / Funny Augustus – Are you a Jedi?
No why – Toller
Augustus – Cause yodalicious.
Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Clever / Great Heath – I guess you can call me winter.
Heath – Because you’ll always cum before me.
Well played sir, well played – Autumn
We have compiled all the best and funniest conversation openers on Tinder Pick up Lines click the image below for some lols 🙂
NSFW warning! We must issue a warning on these pickup up techniques, these are 100% NSFW, not suitable for work. So if you are instant messaging between workmates, some of these openers will definitely get you fired.
Reddit Tinder Forum
What I don’t like about Reddit is that you need to click through endlessly to find something interesting. So we can pulled all the best information onto this site.
I don’t want to read endless amounts of conversation threads on Reddit, it can get tiresome, we also found that there are some privacy issues with posting screenshots of Tinder so we decided to re-write all the good Reddit material.
We are making the final touches before releasing the site, so if you are finding your way here already then please stand by for some awesome content from Reddit Tinder, hours and hours of sifting through all the dating stories, funny chats and hookup stories. But to be honest – a lot of embarrassing chats.
The Main Highlights of Reddit Tinder NSFW
How to talk to girls
best way to start a conversation
how to hookup
Pickup lines that work – according to Reddit Tinder
How Tinder is NSFW
Humanitarians of Tinder (yes – people are talking about this stuff) Humanitarians in what way?….
hookup sites like craigslist – (Yes people used to use Craigslist before Tinder, but it does take some time for people to catch up with dating trends)
For those of you who don’t know what Reddit Tinder is then click here
We are still preparing our content, until site construction is finished please entertain your self with this video.