Win your ex girlfriend back View More

So how to get your Ex back after she breaks up with you? Did your girlfriend break up with you, you tried to convince her to go back to you and its not working! Don’t freak out, you can get her back, I’m going to talk you through it.

The main thing after the breakup is to stop fucking up your behaviour and making yourself unattractive to your ex, because this behaviour is probably the reason why your girlfriend left you in the first place. So lets talk through how to get your ex girlfriend back, and most importantly, what not to do to Fu*k it up.

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Let’s start with some questions.

Did your ex break up with you or did you break up with her?

This is important to clarify to yourself, sometimes people have a break up and rationalise it so that it was a mutual decision, which is normally bullshit, people hate rejection.

Girlfriend left you and you want her back

Basically you have to admit to yourself that you got dumped by your ex, but don’t feel down because after you read this article you will know why your ex left you and how to fix it, you will feel much better and have something to focus on other than having ‘I want my Ex back’ on repeat in your head all the time.

Why did your Ex break up with you?

Super important, we’re going to look at the causes of breakups. 99% of the factors will be in your control, the great news there is that it is still in your control now. Whatever you were doing that was repelling your EX, you need to identify it, then STOP doing it, and follow some steps for how to win her back.

What I will not mention is breakups because of distance away from each other, or if you broke up with her. They are different and maybe I’ll write about them in the future.

Break-up Explanation

Break up reasonsGuaranteed, you got some weak, wishy washy explanation for why your Ex is breaking up with you. “Need some space”, “its not you, its me”, “I just need to be on my own for a while” that kind of thing,  you probably got a different tailor-made one but you know what I’m talking about.

If you think its bullshit, then you are right it is. But it’s probably not because she is being in-genuine or lying, girls just react from feeling and justify it in a way that sounds plausible, your Ex probably has no idea why she wants to break up with you.

That is the main thing is that your Ex lost her attraction to you. And we need to sort your behaviour and focus on how to get her back!

(FYI – Links to specific Guides like messaging techniques are at  the bottom of this article)

Get your ex back 1st step – self assessment

It is time for some self analysis, think of when you were back with your Ex and in relationship mode. Be honest with yourself, read through the following headings and think whether you were doing that or not

Man looking in mirror sad about ex

Did you do everything that your Ex wanted, whenever she wanted?

This is super common, and means that you value your Ex way more than you value yourself, and she feels that. Your Ex probably really enjoyed that, but it wasn’t making you more attractive and this certainly won’t help you get your Ex back.

Doing everything your girl wants

It is not exciting, when you know someone will do anything for you and there is no risk, this is really unattractive to women.

The reason for why this is bad, is that girls are attracted to a man with a high attraction value, men that are attractive in their behaviour, this is a primal thing. Attraction value is by the way they behave and react to women. Just remember you don’t want her to feel(or be reminded) that you value her much higher than yourself, or that your attraction value is very low, super simple!

Attractive Man Behaviour Reminder
Have important things in your life other than your girlfriend
You have pride in yourself
Don’t try hard to impress people
Have confidence in yourself enough to say what you think
Don’t slouch, have good posture
Don’t constantly indicate to her how lucky you feel to be with her

Did you give you ex girlfriend compliments way too often?

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Excessive compliment giving to your ex usually shows a lack of self belief in your own attractiveness, if you are admiring your girlfriend so much that you feel the need to tell her all the time, then you are probably feeling she is in the next league up and you are enjoying that. That is fine but there is absolutely no reason to remind her that she is out of your league, you are making yourself less attractive by doing it. She wants to enjoy how great a guy you are and that she found a gem!

If you did any of that then cut it out!

Do this instead

What you should have done is pick moments that she will have an emotional boost from the compliment, especially when its an area of lower confidence for her. For example, she is having trouble at work and stressing out and loosing confidence in that area, you could tell your GF she is strong and independent, and that is one of the things you like about her.

If she is super hot then she will be used to being complimented about her appearance, most appearance based compliments are meaningless. If she looks particularly hot in a a dress then tell her that, she’ll believe it and appreciate the compliment, if you say every morning that she looks beautiful, and she thinks she looks like shit, then it isn’t working.

There is an inverse rule to compliment giving, it is based on how many compliments a girl receives. So if you give a compliment to a girl that doesn’t get many compliments then she will feel good about that and it will work in your favor. If you tell her she is pretty and she gets that every day, then it probably did nothing.

Pushing to get your Ex to commit?

This is a bad one, stressing commitment means you are worried about losing your girlfriend and you are trying to get her to commit because you don’t want to lose her.

needy for commitment

Have you been doing that?

What you should do is wait for the girl to want commitment, if you have to push for it then you are jumping the gun and it will raise a red flag to your girlfriend that you are trying to trap her, there really is no need to do it until she feels like she wants it, if a girl feels suffocated she will try to escape.

Don’t even mention commitment when you are trying to get your ex back!

If you are so worried that she might leave and this makes you want to lock her into a relationship, this indicates you don’t have a lot of faith in your attractiveness to keep your girlfriend, which is not a good image to have, make sense?!

Did you give your ex a lot of gifts?

Another sign that you value your ex girlfriend too highly, or more accurately ‘showing’ that you value her too highly, do it too often then you will be displaying that you are so into your girlfriend that you are trying to buy her attention (acknowledging her higher attraction value).

This can be a confusing one, because girls smile and give you more attention because they love gifts, but in the background they feel like you must feel the need to buy their attention and resent you a little it.

Do you normally contact or message your ex first?

Now think about it, were you consistently messaging your Ex first?

Why is this bad? This indicates a number of different boyfriend mistakes.

  1. You are desperate for her attention
  1. You are insecure and you really want to know what she is doing

This is neediness, and showing neediness is the most unattractive thing you can do. Why don’t you wait until she wants to speak to you enough that she messages you, you want to know why? – because you are being needy and you are desperate for her attention. do it too much and she will start to feel that. It is a hard thing to admit to yourself sometimes, but once you do, you will start to recognise it and do it less.

Did you tell her that you love her first?

This is another one that is a big red flag, just like commitment, these should be things that girls do first. Otherwise you will always be in a relationship where she has total control and you are a follower and seeking the love from her. Remember girls like leaders, girls love the feeling of locking in a guy (see first date Hookup article for the leader theory).

If you already love her, you tell her first, then she knows she has you, you are hers to play with, and she doesn’t need to win you over any more.

Telling your girlfriend that you love her should be done after she says it first. It doesn’t matter how much you are in love with the girl and it is circling in your head every time you think of her, for the love of Christ don’t tell her until she says it first.

Do you ever catch yourself staring and admiring your ex?

So many guys wont notice that they do this, but cameras don’t forget, have you seen many pics of you both as a couple, and you are looking at her and she is looking at the camera. If you are starting at her often and she isn’t staring at you, then its obvious where all your attention is.

Do you touch her more ofter than she touches you?

This is a sure sign that you are giving her too much attention, and communicating that you desire her more that she desires you. You should be trying to gauge how ofter you do it compared to how much she does it, and also don’t respond automatically when she touches you. Over-touching is big indicator of interest, swaying the scales too much to one side is not good for attraction.

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Another thing is that have you ever had someone touch you when you didn’t want them to? It is creepy and annoying. So if she is going off of you, or is feeling un-attracted to you at that moment you should be holding back on the touching.

When things are not going well with you girlfriend, realise that you are doing it for yourself, it is selfish protective touching, not sexual. The more you touch her to try and improve your connection the more you can push her away. This is a big indicator of neediness because you are trying to get her approval that everything is ok and trying to force it.

Are you too lovey dovey in Bed?

The ultimate sin is to be a boring lover, the other to be too soft.


Are you a soft lover, are you too gentle? Do ask her if you can put it in her mouth? Do you say sorry when you cum, stuff like that?
These are terrible things to do. If you feel your pride taking a knock and a awkward feeling in your belly when you read this then embrace the reality like a man and don’t let that happen again.

You should be moving her around firmly at the very least, no questions; grab her by the hair and put it in her mouth so she can taste herself. Sex should be hot and interesting.

Personal story: I literally got told once by a girl that I was gentle – I will never forget that! I made sure I never heard that again! I’d rather be told off for being too rough, than be too soft.

Did you have to ask for sex with your girlfriend?

If the answer is yes then you were not turning her on enough, or not behaving an a manner that was attractive. There two areas, general attractive man behaviour, and turning her on.

Behavioural mistakes

Are you being needy, are you valuing her above yourself, are you desperate for her touch and her approval. Are you soft or boring in the bedroom. Basically all of the above, if you hadn’t noticed already.
Your general behaviour should be of a man that is confident and in control of his life and likely to attractive to other women, I don’t care if you are faking it to yourself on the inside, what she sees and feels is what is real to her.

Physical appearance mistakes (Importance = medium – low)
Are you in bad shape/let yourself go? Do you dress badly now or look dirty? Are you slouching or showing signs that you are not confident and indicating this in your posture.

Turning her on

Every girl is different, but almost all girls like similar things for getting them turned on, lets go through some things to do as a reminder, think in your head that she is standing in the kitchen:

  • Hold her from behind, close and firm.
  • Kiss her neck, slowly!
  • Work your hands around her body in a caressing manner, slowly!
  • Put your hands in her hair, or her face.
  • Rub her up the inside of her leg, don’t touch her pussy straight away.

Notice this is slow, teasing stuff, you are just warming the engine, slowly is more effective is she is cold. Remember girls like being licked out as much as guys like blowjobs, don’t forget!

Is she the hottest girlfriend you think you can get?

If you feel the answer is yes then you will probably have a scarcity mindset and you will be valuing her way above yourself. And you probably made many of the mistakes above.ex is too good for you

Said yes to a few of these?

Yes I bet you have, don’t worry it has happened to the best of us! If you are reading this article you are already going to do a hundred times better from now on.

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Operation “get your ex girlfriend back”

The main fundamentals

  1. You need to act in a really attractive manner again, the most attractive version of yourself
  2. Wait enough time for your Ex to drop the ‘I’m committed to breaking up and no-one can stop me going back on my decision’ shield
  3. Give her time to think about you and question her decision
  4. Allow her to meet other people and realise that she has no connection with them
  5. Get your fu*king confidence back – because girls are not attracted to sad, upset, needy, emotionally sensitive guys, so you need to get your shit together before you see her again, because when you do, you will unleash all of those feelings that she has been trying to bury and be super attracted to you.

So how is thing going to happen.

(I will also leave extra Guides at the bottom for anyone who needs more info)

No Contact Period after a break up

One of the best things you can do for yourself is to initiate a no contact period, this means don’t initiate any sort of conversation with her, no messages, no calls, no liking her facebook posts, no watching her insta-stories. Don’t tell her this is what you are going to, if she starts to wonder why you are not messaging or contacting her – then great, its working and she is thinking about you. Don’t ruin that by telling her.

No contact period is for 3 reasons:

  1. If you were needy during the relationship, you are going to super needy now, and acting in an even more unattractive manner because of all the desperation you feel. You really want to keep your distance from your EX until you can get that under control. And maybe after a couple days you might feel good, don’t trust that yet, it won’t take much to bring out all of your hurt and desperation, and you will do more damage than good re-enforcing your ex’s decision to leave you.
  2. You need time to pass for her to open up her mind again. Allow her to feel how attractive you are, remember a break up is a hard thing to do even for her, she will have been sitting on this breakup-feeling for weeks. Your girlfriend is changing her entire lifestyle to remove you from it, so assume she will be holding up her break-up shield for a while.
  3. You need time to get back to being attractive, or behaving in an attractive manner, to get your charm back and be the person that attracted your ex girlfriend in the first place. This is going to be your new hobby, and it will help you in two ways; to become your attractive self again and to keep your mind off of messaging her. You need to be on top form when you start your face to face campaign.

Ex girlfriend messages you during no contact.

What happens when she messages you, ignore it! Don’t jump at the chance to chat to her. If she messages repeatedly after many days, then yes you can start to answer. What you really want is to be cool, calm and collected by the point of first contact.

I’ll give you an example; during the first few days you will lead the chat to emotional conversations pretty quickly “why did you really breakup with me… “, maybe needy things like “have you been with anyone else?” and “do you not like me enough?”.

If she is messaging you a lot then she may be interested in going back with you but it may just be habbit and comfort. If this is the case, if you can make her sweat and wait a little then she will be more likely to jump at the opportunity to be back with you.

These types of questions are not important, the important thing is that she broke up with you, most likely because she lost attraction enough to leave you. If you want to get your ex girlfriend back and keep her then you really need to behave in an attractive way, you need to be able to be light and funny, be able to leave the conversation before she ends it. If you think you are not ready, trust me and wait until you are!

When your ready and you see your Ex after the breakup

This is a great moment. You should be the confidant guy who has got his shit together. There are a couple ways to go

1) Meeting her organically. Always a good one because guards are down and you didn’t have to ask her, but if it is in a bar and she is getting a lot of male attention(and enjoying it) you may feel insecure and be put off your game), but if it is in a cafe or on the street her guard will be down and be much better.

2) Calling or messaging her to arrange a meeting.

Greet your Ex nicely and confidently

Be happy to see her in a way that shows that you are not nervous about it and you are over the breakup, but not so happy to see her that she thinks you are really into her. Remember she is a single woman now, single woman don’t get with guys who are too available and show too much interest. She shouldn’t feel like she can get back with you easily, she should feel in the back of her mind like maybe she has lost you.

Leave some nuggets

This one is for organic meetings.

Leave nuggets of information about where you are going to be, what you are doing etc.

“I’m going to see …. Concert at the weekend”, “remember John, he is having a party on Friday”.

This kind of thing. This not only tells her where you are going to be and exact dates. If she is thinking about bumping into you (girls hang out near men the want to be approached by) then she knows where to go to accidentally meet you. And even if she doesn’t go, guaranteed she is going to think about you. Because you have been out of contact with your ex so long, it triggers feelings when you suddenly know where that person is. Basically she will think about you more. The more she thinks about you in a non negative way then the more attracted she gets.

Leave the conversation before she does

Again this is for organic meetings. Try not to wait for the conversation to go stale, you probably will both get a high from speaking to each other again, leave during that high feeling. Its going to be tough because you may feel like you won’t get that opportunity again but what you really want is her to has the desire to talk to you again. Girls are driven by feelings don’t forget, give her a good feeling she will want more.

When should you message or call your ex after a break up

The best situation is if you have seen her a couple times and got on well. And if you feel she got a positive feeling from it. You can call/message and say something like this…

“it was great to talk to you the other night, it would be really nice to meet for a drink to release any tension that we have.”

Don’t go into any serious talk, only fun talk, and whatever you do, do not get frustrated or try to push her into it. If she says no or doesn’t give you a clear answer then calmly say “No rush, just once you are ready, I just think it is a nice idea”. When discussing the time, say early like 7pm, a time that is in the night, but still sounds early enough to sound platonic.

First contact by message after a breakup

This is a tough one, because you are cold calling, but if you have maintained a strict ‘no contact’ period then it will will feel good for the both of you to hear from each other. And start a little dialogue back and forth, then say this…

“it would be really nice to meet for a drink to release any tension that we have.”

Before your first ‘win your ex back date’

Plan a little for certain situations. Think about the following points. You don’t need to have amazing answers for each of them but there may be a few in there that you think will help. If if you are serious about getting your ex girlfriend back then you should prepare to increase your chances of the meeting going well.

  • What she maybe angry about, be ready to sound understanding and tell her that you were an asshole and that she doesn’t need to worry about that any more, but don’t say “because we are not going to be together”, also don’t tell her it is because you are better now, you don’t really want to indicate that you want to get back with your Ex in your conversations.
  • If she had doubts about, did she think you cheated, tell her that you didn’t(if that is true).
  • What she would like to hear to make her happy with you
  • Is there something you can say when the situation starts going to something negative.
  • Think about some funny stories that she will like, to distract her when bad conversations come up.
  • What to say when she asked why you asked to meet her, do not say to ask for another chance. Remember the line “it would be really nice to meet for a drink to release any tension that we have”.

During the date/meeting


This should be all about fun, positive emotional feelings and displaying how attractive you are. So if the conversation is leading towards a stale negative thing about your relationship. Say “we don’t need to talk about that any more” and move onto another topic in a fun way.

Golden rule

Remember the general golden rule of chatting to women that works 99% of the time. Let the girl talk about herself! This is a great goal to get to, even though you might have a lot to say about how you feel. You will get much better results if she enjoys talking about herself. When she feels good all the other stuff will go down so much easier.

Stay on positive topics

You really want to control the feeling she has during this date, so that they are mainly positive. But that doesn’t mean for you to be too available, you don’t want to satisfying her ego to make her feel good. That is not what I mean at all, this means next to zero compliments, and no acting like you really want her back. You are there to have a nice time and to have a pleasant feeling at the end. You can also tell her that.

Get the sexual tension back

What you really want is to create sexual tension, if you can get her to feel this tension again then you are onto a winner. This means don’t try to kiss her, don’t touch her unless she is touching you twice as much. If she touches your leg, don’t rush to grab it or reciprocate it, treat it like a test. If she continues to touch you, then yeah ok you can give small touches. Don’t get carried away, make sure she is wanting you and it is not just wishful thinking.

Signs that your ex wants you back when on your date.

If she:

  1. Said yes to the date/meeting
  2. Dresses up nice for it
  3. Starts touching you
  4. Laughs a lot
  5. Touches her hair as she looks in your eyes
  6. Starts to tease you a little and mentioning sexual things
  7. She talks about the past in a pleasant way

What if your ex is cold

Don’t force it if she seems cold. You really want to get her warm and friendly again, so get her talking, and about herself, keep it fun. If that fails and you feel that she is not going to come out of that ice cube, then maybe it is not time yet. You don’t want to be initiating anything if her vibe is cold, that means the shield is up. In that case keep working on your confidence and your attractiveness. Try again in a couple of weeks.

Believe in yourself

I have full confidence in anyone who is willing to admit to themselves that it was their fault and someone who can show some control and get their girlfriend back with style. Remember it is not just getting her on that one date, you need to maintain this attractiveness. Never stop improving yourself. If you want an amazing girl, then be the best version of yourself.

Get your ex back summary

  • No contact period
  • Get your confidence and attractiveness to a high level
  • Initiate contact
  • Invite to “clear tensions” drinks
  • Build sexual tension. You want her to feel that she wants you. Trying not to touch, kiss her, tell her you want her back etc until you feel she wants it

Extra Info and Resources

These are links to other guides with specific approaches. May be worth while listening to other peoples success stories.

Check out these guides to see how well it matches your situation.

Go win your Ex back, best of luck!

Dating help for Men View More

  1. The below tips for a Tinder hookup are essential for men and appreciated by women, so lets start by stating the obvious and start having more sex on your tinder dates.

It has two main sections, how to hookup when you are on your Tinder date, and how to use Tinder to get laid. 2 different things, I’ll explain but read the hookup strategy first because you will understand women a lot more.

A good date story allows girls to have enough detail to cover a potentially slutty image with a blanket of respectability

Guys want to hookup and have sex with hot, sexy attractive women but sadly most men have no idea of how to make that happen, especially on Tinder, if you have ever seen the Tinder messages girls get – its embarrassing for all men.

Dating sex advice

Girls equally love the excitement of having a sex with a new partner, and are usually willing to have hookups and one night stands with a man who makes them feel good, but girls won’t if it makes them look or feel like a Tinder slut.

BTW – my favourite ‘being attractive’ psychology book is called Double your Dating (embarrassing title but it’s so fricken awesome), click the link, bookmark it and check it out later – specifically this book.

Best Dating Book For Men
This is a link

Tinder Hookup – The importance of the Story

Most girls have one night stands and hookup with guys from Tinder but they can’t look like a slut doing it. This is so important for you to understand, the key to hookup with a hot girl on the first night is all about creating a good date story. Tinder or non Tinder – this is important.

Dating sex tips

If a girl starts suggesting that she would be up for a one night stand and sounding like a slut, 9 out of 10 times they are just testing you.

‘The key to hookup with a hot girl on the first night is all about creating a good date story’

For girls it is all about the story, of how it happened, girls love this stuff and will chat hours with their friends; what did he say? How did he ask you out? How did you end up at his place? All of this is really important to women and they will tell every last detail to their friends.

When they tell their friends about the sex on first night it can’t make them look like a slut, it’s better to be an exciting unexpected ending to a date rather than a dirty Tinder hookup. Giving girls a good story allows them to have enough detail to cover a potentially slutty image with a blanket of respectability.

A girl that has sex with you will want to meet again 9/10!!

This is the reason why men should meet them early, suggest to go to a quiet bar, nice walk to chat visiting several places, this is a great way to help her write the story in her head that it was a classy evening. Your job is to make her feel good and help write the story, all the way to your bedroom.

Hot Girl Mindset

Tinder sex dating tips

Remember a very attractive woman can have sex or ‘Hookup’ whenever she wants, if she wanted to have some anonymous sex she could organise that in a second, she knows that 9/10 guys would drop everything and take her home if she suggested she wanted to have sex. Tinder for her is like window shopping because she every guy will have swiped yes to her on Tinder.

A hot girl doesn’t put a high value on sex because she can have it whenever she wants. But she will value peer respect, image and status, she will be very aware that other less hot, jealous women would jump at the chance to give her a slut label in an attempt to bring down her value.

I cannot emphasis this enough – Don’t make your hookup sound like a one night stand, when a girl tells her friends the story, or asks for their advice, you need to sound like a great guy with a ‘potential’ long term even if all she wanted was to get laid.

Show any girl this post and they will agree with it, this is what they want, they want to meet a guy have great sex and they want to keep their dignity doing it.
This is what horny girls are waiting for, a guy who will take them out, help them write a good story to tell themselves and to their friends so they can have dirty sweaty incredible sex on that blanket of respectability.

Men – be the Leader

The key here is continuous compliance. If you lead, she will comply, women like men to lead, be a leader!

Tell your Tinder date to do things throughout the date; tell her “try the food because it is great!” – she does and loves it, then you suggest to the girl that she should check out something in the window – she does and it was great, you suggest to go to this other bar – she does and it is a good place, you ask her to you her hand for ‘some reason of your choice’.

Notice I said “try the food”, not “would you like to try the food”, stop asking and start telling (in a calm pleasant way).

Building a chain of compliance is so effective, and it is also a good way to gauge how much she is into you, when she starts complying to everything that you are saying, then you are in, she is definitely loving your masculinity.

I don’t care what year this is, equal rights, girl power, pinstriped pencil skirts etc, girls want a man who is in control. You are the leader, you and going to lead her on a date, you are in charge of where to meet, where to go, if you’ll be drinking wine or cocktails, and you will also be the one who suggests to go back to your place.

This is not a trick this is just the type of behaviour that girls like to see naturally in men. This Tinder date story gives her a great date and gives you the platform to be the leader and build a chain of compliance.

Making decisions and leading the way is an attractive male trait, trying to pressure a woman to do something is being a douche-bag, so if she doesn’t want the cocktail don’t force it, she doesn’t need to be drunk to go home with you, you want to hookup and for her to tell her friends you were awesome, don’t be weird and rapey! Girls will spot that kind of thing a mile away.

Perfect Date Strategy – Tinder Hookups

This framework is perfect when it comes to having a successful date, follow it, be a leader in a casual way.

Dating sex help for men

Quiet First Drink

Meet at a quite bar, have one drink to let her feel comfortable with you, you suggest to leave after one drink, so that she feels like you are not trying to get her tipsy trying to entice her into making bad decisions, this will lower her guard and build trust that you are a nice guy.

Snack Food

Walk to get some food, snack type, slice of pizza, something small and is a fast transition, but pick a cool one, particularly good food etc, talk about the reason for choosing the place.

Snack food for several reasons; its cheap, it is fast, you don’t get too full and sleepy, you’ll still have room for a glass of wine after, you don’t have to wait uncomfortably long time to get your food and no awkward moments when getting the check. Ok date story status: you went for a drink, then went for a walk, then had some food, you have already written a great story for her so far, it is all good stuff.

Walk to the Drinking Spot

Walk to the next spot if possible, let the food digest a little and get thirsty for the wine.

Share a bottle of wine in a cool bar, have a reason for picking the place and tell her about it. A bottle of wine is easy to drink and sounds classy, whatever you save by not going to a restaurant you can splash out a little on a nice bottle of wine and don’t mention the price(she will probably notice on her own).

Paying the Cheque

Always get the cheque, your goal here is to give her an amazing night that finishes in your bedroom.

Nothing turns off a girl more than putting her hand into her wallet

That is an expression for a reason. There are woman who genuinely pay bills and enjoy paying there way, but they are as rare as rocking-horse sh!t. Men paying the bills is attractive in a primal, providing a home, taking care of your women type of way. Even if you date a die-hard feminist they, they are still turned off by you if you don’t pay the bill. (I have a story for this – read after the hookup checklist)

By this point you have been to 3 places, the meeting point drink, the food place, and the wine place. Every time the cheque comes, you get the cheque, no hesitation, smile and be friendly with the staff when you do so this moment makes you look really nice.

If she says “here is some money for it”, you say “you can get the next one”, and move on with your conversation. Then when the next bill comes, you pay again and say “you get the next one”. I swear, this works the best, because you are paying multiple cheques and it becomes fun moments rather than awkward, and she will genuinely want to pay one as some point.

If you decide to let her pay one, make it the cheapest bill of the night.

Dancing time

Once you both are at the perfect amount of tipsy drunk take her to a place where you can have some physical contact, a dancing place preferably. If you can dance this is the time to bring-it into the date in a fun way(if you are getting on well and it turns out you can dance too, it will take your hookup probability up to 90%). Don’t worry if you are not good at dancing, its about being close, more intimate and holding hands / on each others bodies, so she gets used to it and starts wanting more.

Closing Time

It is time to close(take her back to your house), when the bar closes or after significant dancing, say you don’t want to go to a club, its too loud etc, tell her you have some drink back at yours, say it without hesitation.

Remember that this hookup is not going to happen on its own, it requires your consistent, fun leadership and her continuing compliance. And what you have actually done is create an awesome date story and she will be excited to go home with you.

Remember, you were fun, not pushy, a confident leader, interesting because you show her great places to eat and drink (with your opinions), you didn’t make any overeating mistakes, she is having a great time and if you done some dancing then she will becoming comfortable with touching you, you are almost there!

This not just a one night strategy, sure you can hookup with the girl, but 9 times out of 10, a girl that has sex with you will want to meet again, unless you get weird or super lovey-dovey after sex. So do this every time.

Hookup Checklist for men

  1. Be very comfortable in her company
  2. Let her get comfortable with you
  3. Don’t worry about silences, it is only awkward if you make it awkward
  4. Always have in your mind where to go, and a back-up if one place is closed
  5. Lead the entire date from picking the meet-up spot all the way to taking her home
  6. Look out for signs that she is enjoying your company
  7. Don’t react to these signs (be cool), if she is comfortable and enjoying herself keep the same vibe going.
  8. Have drinks but not too much – it is really not required, she can always pretend to be more drunk if it makes her feel more comfortable.
  9. Have your apartment already prepared with wine in the fridge, water, condoms, tidy room, low lit lighting and a nicely made bed.
  10. Hold her hand towards the end of the date, crossing the street, you don’t need to explain, just take her hand.
  11. Be a champion and take her home, happy hookup..!!

The hookup story – and the Bill.

I met a girl in a bar, not a tinder story but it is a getting laid story and about paying the bill. So I met this girl, we were chatting and enjoying the conversation. There was another woman who joined us for a moment, I bought a round of drinks for all 3 of us, and this girl that I liked, said this…

“I would like to pay for my drink”

I said, “don’t worry about it, you get the next one”

She said, while taking out her wallet “no I really want to pay”

So I let her give me her money. Because I thought it was one of those new-age feminist ‘i don’t need a man to pay for my drink’ kind of statement, which is fine I really don’t care. She gave me the money and the other girl was satisfied with me paying for her.

So I end up taking her home that night, we have sex, and the next night we meet again. I’ll never forget this, she gives me so much shit about me not paying for her drink, and how i’m not a gentleman, I could not believe it. The night before she sternly wanted to pay for her drink, double insisted, and she had the expectation that I should have fought her on that and paid for it anyway.

This is just a lesson to pass on, guys – pay the bill. This happened late 2018.

How to get laid on Tinder – Section 2

Ok there is a reason I left this until last, I wanted you to get in your heads about maintaining the air of respectability because this is where most men fail, and women get spammed all day with sex requests.

Remember the girl wants to get laid too, so how do we tell what girls want to get laid and what girls don’t.

Things to be aware of:

Just because she has a sexy looking pic, doesn’t mean that she is DTF.

This normally means that she wants the attention, she knows that using a sexy profile pic will get more men messaging her and she really just wants the ego boost.

That being said, insecure girls who want their egos boosted also want to get laid but don’t fall for the trap of acting like predicable hungry dog getting excited because you seen a little skin and you think she is easy.

So what is the plan?

Try to make her feel something different, for example you could message..

“I can see by your pics that you are just on here for the ego boost, you have a really sexy look, I will happily give you the ego boost ;)” .

Notice I didn’t ask a question! Because as most of us know (who are not supermodel good-looking men) girls will ofter reply with a statement reply, meaning they won’t ask a question back.

The reply will be like this…

“Thank you edward.. glad you like it ;)”  or if you are lucky “what do you mean EGO boost??”

When we send a polite(ish) message with a twist, we usually gets you a reply, which is the first goal. Now here is your chance to say something to give you value over the hundred other men to complimented her that day.

Say something like “I’m really into behaviour psychology and I can tell you how you felt in that (choose one of her pics)

Super interesting thing to say and out of curiosity she’ll ask what it is you think. So then you make a joke, don’t give her the answer straight away, entertain her enough before asking her out.


You can just swipe and request hookups all day. Unless you are really good looking you are probably not going to get laid on Tinder.

Another recommendation for this book – because it is my favorite.

There is one book that I recommend all men to read. It is this one, and the guy who wrote it is a champion. It is like $20, 1 night reading this book, is the best return on investment regarding your love life (apart from learning bachata) – I’m not joking. Happy reading.

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And one more recommendation for this page on how to improve your sex skills

At Thepleasurekeys you can learn great tips and tricks that your woman will love once its time to enter the bedroom. I recommend you to start checking this post with lots of great tips on how to fuck better.

Take a look at our Tinder Profile Tips for great info on getting more matches.

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How to pick up on Twitch?

OMG, just don’t bother trying with forward complimenting girls channels, it gets such a bad response from ‘the empowered’. The reason for adding this paragraph is that there are so many funny situations happening in the Twitch space, where girls get complimented and then acting like total assholes. You are better off with sending a funny Twitch Sound Alert Donation, and sending DMs.

‘Picking up’ in real life may be more scary, but it will get a much better response.

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Welcome to the ‘how does tinder work article’, for all; the newbies, those who want to get more matches and those who are just curious how they make money from your swiping. Scroll down the page to find the answer.

How do you literally use and operate Tinder

  • You download Tinder on your smartphone
  • You open Tinder app and it will ask you to sign in using your Facebook account, this gives Tinder access to your Facebook photos, name, age and gender as well as some other info. From this it will create a default profile using 6 of your profile pics and display your name and age.
  • You can change the images to other images from Facebook or from the photos on your smartphones memory.
    Write something in the ‘bio’ or ‘personal description’ section. Profiles with bios get more matches, especially for men.
  • There are only a few sections on tinder to familiarise yourself with;
    • Edit profile (where you choose your pics and write your bio)
    • Swiping or matching (how you get your matches)
    • Settings (choose to delete, log out, change your distance proximity and age preferences etc)
    • Chat (where you chat and have conversations with your matches)
  • When you are on the Tindermatching or swiping section, this is where you check out the other active tinder members within your chosen distance proximity. The functions are as follows:
    • Swipe right for yes you like them
    • Swipe left for no you don’t like them
    • The star for superlike (the person will be notified about this before they even see your profile)
    • Press on the image of the person to swipe through their photos.

You will be notified that you have a match as it happens, so that means if they have already swiped yes to you then you swipe yes to them, you will know about it right there and then.

Then have a chat with them on the ‘chat’ section.

Easy peasy, from zero to hero, if your pics are good and your bio is charming then you will be matching in no time. If your pics are rubbish have a read of the following link on improving your pics.

Click here to improve your profile

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How does the the Tinder Algorithm work?

Your desired match

When swiping for matches, you will be presented with people who fit your age, gender and distance proximity range preferences of your desired match. For example, I search for women between the ages 20 and 35 at a distance of 10 km(It may be higher if I was in a rural area with no-one around).

Their desired match

Other people are presented with people within their desired match criteria; age, gender and proximity.


You both need to be within each others criteria to match, however distance can be played with. If you have set a distance of 40 miles and they have set 20 miles, then you will not be visible to them until you visit a shop in their area for example, you can then match that way.

There is more…


Depending on how popular you are (percentage of people that want to match you), you will be presented with people within your reach(if Tinder thinks they may actually swipe yes to you), I can’t prove it, but if I use a bad pic for a while then I get presented with less attractive people and when I have a good pic then I don’t get as many very attractive to choose from.

Hot people everywhere

There is one exception, when you log in for the first time, you will see so many attractive people, I think Tinder does that to get you excited about playing more, depending on your popularity you may have different people to choose from later.

Also if you have some people who have swiped yes to you, assuming you haven’t swiped them yet, then they will be near the front of the pile of profiles that you will be presented with.

Changing your Tinder age or name

So, slightly unethical, but you could create a fake Facebook account and set a different age and name. Then you would have to log into that Facebook account on your phone, then log into tinder using that FB account. Then you could be Lyndsey 36 today and Sarah 29 tomorrow.

Warning: remember that other people can do this too, as a precaution check out their Facebooks to see if in-fact they are real before meeting.

Is it dangerous?

No more than many other activities. I personally have not had any bad experiences, you should be able to spot warning signs. Just keep your wits about you under a blanket of realism:

If a crazy attractive person all of a sudden is really interested in you when you haven’t demonstrated anything special yet, that is a red flag!

Guys – if a girl just wants to meet after 4 message exchanges, that is a red flag!

Can you hide your age on Tinder?

Yes you can hide your age, check the settings, they will only know that you are within their Tinder desired match criteria.

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Getting zero matches on Tinder

Ok, this is definitely one for the guys, because women rarely get zero matches, their photo could be of their dog and still get matches.

Getting zero matches, or next to zero matches on Tinder is actually quite common for guys, guys that are not used to dating, and if you are in an area with not many people that could also be an issue. If you are older and are likely to have less people in your age range, or more to the point,

Matching likelyhood

Imaging that there was a girl sitting at a bar, now imagine she could look around and see a snapshot of all the guys in the bar and decide was going what guys she liked, purely based on that snapshot. Now imagine that there were 1000s of guys to choose from in that bar, how about now??

Because that is Tinder for guys, you need to stand out, if you are getting zero matches then you are not standing out from the crowd. So how do we get more matches?

There are a couple ways to go about getting more matches, this is more of a general FAQs page, you should definitely check the Tinder Hacks link below to learn more.

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For starters, lets highlight reasons why you may not have matched with someone:

  • They haven’t seen your profile yet
  • They have a matching proximity less than yours and therefore will never appear on their screen.
  • You might be out of their selected age range, you are 35 years old and they have their match age range to 25-34 years old.
  • There have not been active for a while.
  • They are not swiping at the moment because they are already happily chatting to their matches.
  • They swiped you no by accident

These are all common and fair reasons for not matching with someone, there are also big fat excuse and lies you tell yourself instead of creating a better profile. If you are are telling yourself that the above are the reasons for you not getting matches then I propose a challenge.

Before and after pic

Challenge: Change your profile pictures to a non famous medium looking model, then wait 1 hour and try again, if you’re in a city then you’ll notice that you’ll have a shit tonne of matches, and that in-fact there are lots of people using Tinder, at least then you would find out if they are in your proximity.

How long does it take to get a match on tinder?

Tindermatching, this is a difficult question because it depends on a few variables;

  • How good your profile is
  • Who your are swiping ‘yes’ to to
  • If you are a guy or a girl

Are you not getting matches?

The ugly truth is that if your profile isn’t good, more specifically if your photographs are are bad, then you probably won’t get as many matches as your want.

If you have a bad profile as a guy then it is so much more difficult to get a match due women being very selective and most men not being picky about who they swipe. This puts the Tinder power balance massively in the favour of women. Either way learn how to improve your profile pics.

How does Tinder work with Facebook?

How tinder uses facebook

Facebook shares information such as photos, age, interest(pages you have liked), educational background and who your friends are. You can set whether you want your interests, age and education visible on your profile, however Tinder will use your age and location for their matching algorithm.

How does Tinder know your location

Tinder, like many other smartphone applications requests access to your location settings when you first download the app, this is usually the permissions request section that most people click ‘ok’ and skip through. Tinder uses the GPS signal on your phone to know your location, there is also the additional information co-operation with Facebook they could probably get it from there too.

How Long does it take to update your location

How long does tinder take to update your location? Within 12 hours I’d say. I travel around a lot and when I arrive in a new place I check Tinder and it gives me people from the new country or city, and I get matches on the same day.

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Location Accuracy

The location is pretty accurate most of the time, there are many glitches wth tinder sadly, caching may cause an error also if you know what that is. If ever you think there is an issue with it then log out, close the app and log back in again, usually does the trick.

GPS info

Here is some info for the non tech savvy. Its not just Tinder that automatically checks your GPS location, it is the same feature that Google uses for Google maps. Sending you info on the restaurant you were just in. Have you ever wandered how google knows the busy times in bars and restaurants etc? They monitor how many phones with GPS signals go in at different times – cool/scary ?.

How much does Tinder cost

Tinder doesn’t cost anything to set up and use. It’s free for both guys and girls so they are not making money from you signing up. However there are some extra features like Tinder plus and Boost that they make good coin from. When you have 100s of millions of members, if on average each person spends $10 in the year on extras, that is a Billion dollars, not to mention the data that they have on everyones preferences.

Using your information to make money

If you think of the big picture, Tinder has so much information about who you find attractive, the types of people you swipe yes to, and they are in partnership with Facebook, one of the biggest advertising companies in the world.

Once they figure out how to replicate and tailor make each advert and match it with the models you would find the most attractive(based on your tinder preferences), then they are going to be able to attract you to every advert they have, just wait for it, they’ll get that algorithm together soon…!!

Tinder Plus

Tinder Plus is a pay per month system, the cost changes depending on the country where you registered your phone, it is somewhere in the region of $10/month.
It gives you
1. Ulimited likes, you can like as many people as you want, usually this is limited to 100/day.
2. More Superlikes, normally you get one per day.
3. The ability to undo your selection. If you ‘disliked’ someone by accident then you can go back like them, normally you cannot do that.

Tinder Boost

You can put yourself to the top of the pile. After using boost your profile will be one of the first to be seen, increasing your chance of getting more matches, this costs a few dollars to do. I have an article on the best time to use Tinder Boost.

How does smart photos work

Great question! There is a little button under your images. See the profile edit page to allow you to turn on smart photos. Tinder smart photos will cycle through the order of your photos and test your photographs to see what gets the best results.

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Smart photos is a little testing algorithm that works great for finding out what photo other people like the most. You’ll get an alert informing you of your best photograph.

I think that covers most of the questions. If you have anything else you want added send me an email to

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Best Books – 5 areas to learn

We all want to be a highly skilled, self developed version of ourselves, and reading these great books will give you the value that you need, to inform, inspire and give you something specific to focus on.

  • The Best Book for Money
  • Our favorite book about the development of Man
  • Best Book for Happiness
  • Best Book for Inspiration
  • The Best Book for Attracting Women

The following books beautifully cover the main areas in life that deserve mental energy and focus:

To be a great man we all need to understand the value of self confidence, peer respect, financial freedom and the underlying desire for status, the result leads to a life filled with more happiness, sex, passion, and social connections.


Ok here we go…

The Whisky and Tinder Official Best Book for Men

Men put so much time and effort into attracting women, or trying to attract women, it brings so much more pride and happiness when you attract a beautiful woman, men should never overlook the importance this area in their lives.

It brings you so much confidence and value when you don’t ever need to settle, this book  is number 1 on the list because it has the most dramatic improvement.

must read novel about attracting women

The name of this next book is really terrible, but it is by far the best read for all men on the subject of attracting to women.

My all time greatest read, I have read it 5 times, love it and love the attitude of the author, he doesn’t write about tricks and scams and putting women down, this book is about elevating yourself and behaving like an attractive man. I am a results based guy and this gives you results.

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Book title: Double your Dating
Author: David Deangelo

It doesn’t matter how good you are with women, you can be better!

There are lots of dating books, pick up lines and pickup artist bulls**t but this guy teaches ‘the attractive personality’, and he teaches it perfectly!

This book teaches men how to be an real Alpha, they way it should be, I am not talking about big tough guy acting men who bully people, I am talking about a guy that everyone wants to know, respects, looks up to and that women instantly respond to.

There is such a big gap in skill required for men and women to get laid, a women with terrible chat and mediocre looks can get laid no problem, but a man with average looks and low conversation skill is basically relying on luck and hope.

This book will transform your success with women, its a must read!

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The Best Book for Men To Understand Money

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Book title: Rich Dad Poor Dad

Imagine if you have 2 dads and they are both successful in their chosen professions, smart and respected by their peers, but only one became incredibly rich and the other didn’t. This book shows you the different attitudes and decisions that separated the two.

This is a best selling book for a reason, it highlights perfectly why poor and middle class people almost never become rich, thus explaining what you should do to be rich, it is a true story written in basic English.

The Value from the Book

The biggest value top tip for me was understanding the difference between assets and liabilities written in the most fundamental way:

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An asset puts money in your pocket, liabilities are something that takes money out of your pocket.

The rich buy assets
The middle class buy liabilities and think that they are assets
The poor never have assets

This book made me realise was that most people I know talk about their house and their mortgage are so proud to call it an asset, probably because the bank talk about it as an asset.

It is not your asset, it is the asset of the bank. The bank makes money from your house because they loan you the money to buy the house and charge you interest, if you stop paying the loan the house becomes theirs, win win for the bank.

Watch this video by ‘Fight Mediocrity’ literally illustrates the important areas of this great book.

This book is awesome and should be read by every young man, it is so important socially for a man to be good at earning and building wealth, reading this book was better than 6 months of finance class, stop letting poor people teach you how to be rich.

ROBERT KIYOSAKI you are the man, great read!

Best self help book for happiness

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Book title: The Happiness Project
Author: Gretchen Rubin

This is a great book for rationals who like a practical approach with a strategy, this book is not about horoscopes and wishy-washy ideas it is a pragmatic approach to learning about your own sources of happiness.

Gretchen Rubin is a successful woman with a good career, nice family, nice house and a happy life. And instead of leaving it there, she examines how to be more happy, she starts with the basics; do more of what makes you happy and less of what makes you unhappy.

As you can imagine, there is a lot of self analysis, each month she works on something in particular and assess in a very pragmatic way if it works for her overall happiness, the following month she adds another happiness variable, accumulating as the months roll on.

The interesting thing for me was reading about how sometimes the obvious solution didn’t work due to a knock on effect. We should all do our own happiness project, and take tips from this book.

Best book for the development of Man

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Book title: Sapiens
Author: Yuval Noah Harari

This book is incredible! It really opens your mind to how we developed as a species and how we have effected the world during the time on this planet. Really interesting stuff and puts you in a good mindset of how things relate to each other. A great book for rational men.

One of my favourite eye openers was reading about how humans evolved from 4 legs to 2; our hips got smaller, thus we started giving birth to children prematurely because they otherwise wouldn’t make it through our narrowing hips.

Having to look after pre-mature children, where normally mammals are born with good physical abilities, we needed to form communities to help nurture a baby through this delicate stage, this lead to a quick development in social skills and co-operation behaviour which as we know is how we become the most dominant species on the planet.

Very cool stuff, Definitely recommend it.

Book about a Great Man

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Book title: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s biography ‘Total Recall’
Author: Himself

That is right, this could be the best self help book of all time. Not only did Arnie accomplish so much, his strategy was amazing. Did you know he already made his money before the Conan movie?

“Become a world champion body builder, move to America, learn the language, get a leading Hollywood film role despite barely being understood, become one of the greatest Hollywood actors of all time, hold public office and marry a Kennedy”

He didn’t fall into that role by accident. Arnie delayed his film career for years because he waited for that leading role.

How many of us would have given up before that? Most is the answer, in the words of Bill Burr the comedian, how many lifetimes would it take to accomplish what Arnold Schwarzenegger has…

Watch Bill Burr’s standup. Not only is he hilarious, he really puts it in perspective how great of a man he is.

What a Champion, everyone should read his book out of respect.

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Following my online mentors advice

This is a true story of when I wanted to attract a beautiful girl I met in Bali. It was during the time I first started following a guide from David Diangelo about being the most attractive version of yourself.

This is the link if you want to check it out

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The Story

I met Maria while I was staying at was at a surfer hostel in Bali. She was beautiful, she had such pretty face, long brown hair, golden skin and smoking hot surfer body. I wanted her! So did everyone else I imagine.

The Friendly Dinner

The evening I met Maria two other cool guys from the hostel were going for dinner at a basic restaurant nearby, Maria and I were invited. We all walked together, I walked a subtle half step ahead ensuring that my posture was excellent because I knew that having a good posture and a raised chin exudes confidence, gives extra height and displays my shoulders as broad as naturally possible, the extra half step ahead is a subtle indicator of male dominance, a leader, and more visible to Maria(literally in her sight more often).

I was sociable and funny and an effortless way, I gave her equal attention to the guys as I didn’t want to show that I was attracted to her, this was important to me as I knew the four of us would spend the day together tomorrow. If she knew I was attracted to her then she would have all the power to accept me when she pleased, that is not a good power position to be in, I also wanted to continually monitor her interaction with me to determine whether I was attracting her.

We had an enjoyable friendly dinner and went back to the hostel to sleep. (no chat up lines, no in-for-the-kill moves, I just displayed my attractive qualities when I knew she was there to see them, and I didn’t )

The Day Trip

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Bingin Beach, Bali

The next day the four of us rode on our motor scooters an hour south to an amazing beach with good surf. I gave Maria a lift on the back of my scooter, I made sure my posture was great because she would have my back and shoulders literally in front of her for an hour, so I want them looking their best.

I walked away from her

Maria and I were talking as we walked to the beach. I walked away from her during a break in conversation to show her that I am not interested in maximizing my time in her company

I did that because if she is attracted to me then she will look for Indicators of Interest (IOI) from me as to whether I am attracted to her, I also knew that walking away from a beautiful girl is uncommon and may suggest that I am not interested in her, that would make her more likely to test my interest in her in order to satisfy her ego, at least on a low level. This would be good for me, because I can observe these tests, each test acts as an IOI from her that she is attracted to me.

(most guys will do anything they can to maximise their time in a hot girls company, and hoping that she will be attracted to them eventually, this is a sign that you value her a lot and she’ll realise she can have you – David D taught me not to do that)

Girls and women think a lot about social interactions and the potential significance of implicit expression or behavior; I had learned this and tried to use it to my benefit. I made sure that I was on top form and was socially entertaining In a laid back manner, I wanted to be fun and entertaining but I didn’t want to look like I needed the acceptance of the group through their attention, smiles or laughter.

I purposefully didn’t look for excitement in their faces as I told a story, and didn’t force eye contact during a punch line to facilitate laughter, this is effective for group laughter but at the expense of looking insecure or needy that you require the social validation of reciprocal laughter. (this displays serious self confidence – super attractive quality)

Throughout the day I monitored my proximity to Maria, ensure that I didn’t stand next to her or talk to her for too long before moving my interest somewhere else, stopping myself from drawing closer to her due to my attraction, simultaneously I monitored if she was positioning herself close to me (an IOI), and if so, how often, sadly for me she wasn’t giving me any strong IOIs, with a girl that is in my social group I like to see many IOIs before I go for a kiss and potentially mess up the social dynamic.

Skinny Dipping

Later that night, we were having a few drinks and telling some sex stories, I told a couple stories that were both funny and entertaining, but the important undertone of the stories implied that I am confident, I have sex with attractive women and I am sexually experienced.

Then the four of us, three guys and one girl went skinny dipping, I was the last out because I wanted her to watch me walk out, everyone else felt like it was embarrassing to walk out and attracted attention to me as I walked out. It was cold, my penis was small with the cold, but I strutted out of the water with a great proud posture and walked slowly and confidently to the group and to my towel – shielding nothing.

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This was a great opportunity to display my confidence and how it compared against other men. Still I hadn’t noticed any strong IOIs from Maria, but then I had been actively not analyzing her face because that would have indicated my interest. We were then dressed sitting at a table on the beach drinking another beer with the realization that we would have to find a place to sleep, drink driving for 1 hour at night didn’t seem worth the risk.

I was still puzzled at Maria, because I knew I had been one hell of an attractive man in an illusive and interesting way, she didn’t have a boyfriend and didn’t omit any negative vibes, even our conversations were good. I had to know, I wanted the IOI, I decided to do my own testing and I decided to go a bold move..

We were sitting at the table, the 2 guys on my left and Maria on my right, all looking out at the ocean in comfortable silence, I choose this moment to test for Maria’s reaction.

I said “Maria, I know you want to kiss me”, and I didn’t soften my voice, I said it normal volume, so the other guys heard me say it too, I delivered it in the most confident way possible.

I got nothing from her; she gave me a half glance, a bit of a smile and a short disinterested laugh.

The Accommodation Situation

Maria managed to sweet talk some guys that were staying in a big beach house to let us all stay there. We got to the house and while we were chatting and being social with our hosts I analyzed the sleeping arrangements; there was a big three-person bed and a couch that could sleep two people, just.

I had a decision to make, if I go to the big three-person bed there is a high probability that she would be next to me, and there would be a lot of ‘accidental’ skin contact, but there would be another guy there too, sounded very sexually frustrating to me.

I chose the big couch, that way I have lots of space for a nice sleep(I didn’t care about sleep), If she came to sleep in the couch then that would clarify that she wants me, that would be the IOI I needed. Not long after I lay on the couch she walked past me and went into the other room with the two guys.

The lights go off and I am lying on this couch looking at the ceiling listening to the waves, disappointed, reviewing the day and all my interactions with Maria, what things could I have done better?? (I thought of all the info from David Diangelo) I was the most attractive version of myself, I displayed confidence, I didn’t understand, why was she not attracted to me?…..

Just as I finished that thought she rolled over the back of the couch and literally fell into my arms. David D – you legend..!!

And yes… the sex was awesome!

That was 100% true story, I could re-write all the tips and claim them as my own but I want to give credit to the person that taught me in the first place, the best thing you can do for yourself is buy his E-book – you won’t regret it.

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Hope you enjoyed my story, I have many more so come back soon to read my knew ones 🙂

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How’s your Tinder Game?

Remember, whatever your success on Tinder, you can always do better, and for most of the guys out there – they should be doing a hell of a lot better.

Two choices: Get a Tinder date organised for this weekend with fast easy, Tinder tips, or don’t… it’s up to you!

Girls have it easy, how difficult it is for an average looking girl with terrible chat to get laid on Tinder? – very easy!

However an average guy with no chat and no behaviour skills has almost zero chance of getting laid as a result of his Tinder efforts. This is re-coining the phrase “getting lucky”, some guys literally feel lucky that they were accepted, that is not how it should be !

Men need hacks to help bridge the gap.

Girls can rely on looks but men can’t, so there are subtle things about what you say, how you message, your timing and style that make you more attractive, but when you don’t know how then it is a nightmare to get consistent success on Tinder, or anywhere for that matter.

Before I learned some Tinder hacks: My Tinder game was terrible; the girls that I really wanted – I couldn’t even get close to. If I was lucky enough to match with a hot girl, I would send a message and then get nothing back, either literally nothing or get a one-word response and that would be the last word she said to me. I didn’t have a Scooby how to respond – send a message and hope.

The best source of info:

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Stop Wasting So Much Time On Tinder

I wasted so much time with Tinder messages that didn’t go anywhere, swiping for hours, even deleting my profile and starting again so I could try and get more matches. When you just keep trying the same thing you’ll keep getting the same results, just get advice and value your time.

The Best Tinder/Dating crash course

More and more guys are getting clued up on Tinder Tactics and learning how to pick up women. It is time to rise above your competition and get more attractive women.

I am not saying to go and be an expert, but everyone does better after some coaching, you remember the learning curve? ..

The nice thing about tinder is it is easy to get results, you just need to know what to do, I am a results based guy and I go with what works! Graph of getting women tinder

Imagine any sport, any skill, if you somebody said “I am just going to let it happen naturally, that is the best way”.

That person is going to come last, or close to last. And guess how many women are with a guy in last place? = 0

Guess what, some quick easy tips and a little practice to see a dramatic difference. It doesn’t matter where you are on the scale, you could be higher, get the girls you really want.

Lets take a look at the best return for time to get the highest conversion rate = Get hotter women in shortest time possible from now.

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The best return on investment is Tinder Hacks for Tinder, it is specifically for Tinder and as more and more people are using Tinder, you are going to need to get better at it as other guys (your competition) are getting clued up on how to convert on Tinder.

Some people ask me why I don’t have a guide book yet, maybe I will write one, but for now I’ll just point you in the right direction to some awesome existing guides.

Amendment —– since this article was written, TinderHacks is no longer available for some reason, I’ll add a Whisky and Tinder version in the near future — 

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The long term attractive personality and behaviour playbook

David D is the man…!!!  I loved every minute of reading his book, I have a great story of putting into practice his techniques. He also has a lot of other awesome guides but the #1 best e-book is called ‘double your dating’ – yes I know the name is cheesy but this book is great.

Here is a personal dating story, not from Tinder but it was still funny for me thinking back.

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Before, dating for me was like playing a board game where I didn’t know the rules, it lost all the time, just like most other men. Then reading about all the Tinder Hacks I started enjoying it become it became a game that I could practice all the time, testing and see more matches and more conversations evolved.

I even enjoyed the failures after that because I would notice after what I did wrong. I am not saying that I get all the girls on Tinder, that is not what I am saying at all. I am average looking but I went from having almost zero dates to setting up 4 in one week, and that just didn’t happen before.

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It was even worse in person. Approaching women takes balls, and I didn’t really know what to say, I was self conscious and felt I needed to Impress, what magic comment was going to get them interested..? What I didn’t know then was the all important hacks that show women that I am an attractive man with lots to offer.

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These hacks exist.. they are easy.. but if you don’t know the hacks then you can’t follow them.

Important Tinder Tips I Wish I learned Sooner

I really wish I got the basics sorted out early, stuff like;

  • Learn how to message girls in an attractive way
  • How do I respond if they don’t ask me any questions
  • Women test men in their messages – learn how to identify a test and how to pass those tests
  • Learn what photos not to use for your profile

But there is so much more…

Get Good On Tinder

This is my advice for all men who want to improve, learn the hacks about being good on Tinder, good at dating, and good with women. Of course I don’t want all men to get good, it will be harder for me lol.

I built this site purely because I really enjoy the dating on tinder and I enjoy talking about dating, sure the pickup lines page is purely for fun, those openers don’t actually work and there is a good chance you will get blocked.

Learn to be a Natural

Now I get asked from my friends about Tinder advice, they say I’m just a natural, It only looks that way. Don’t be one of those guys who say “I will let it happen naturally” saying things like “learning about dating psychology is disingenuous” and knowing what to say makes you contrived. That is NOT true, I don’t lie or say I am something I am not, I like the girl, and I learned how to speak to her in such a manner that she finds interesting and attractive.

Authenticity Dating and Tinder

Remember just because you can control how you act, it is still you, it is always you. Think… when you are;

  • Moody
  • Angry
  • Insecure
  • Happy
  • Confident
  • Funny

You can feel all of these things, but only the last three make you more attractive. So the most logical solution is to do more of the attractive stuff and less of the unattractive stuff. Does that make you contrived?

No of course not. You have behaved in so many different ways, different conversation styles etc and it is still you! The only difference is that you will soon know which specific ways will attract more women.

David Diangelo’s book is so good..!! I have literally read it 5 times.

This is David D’s book (clicking will take you to his webpage)

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When is the best time to use boost – 7pm on a Thursday

There are a few articles quoting statistics about Tinder usage, what time most people are on Tinder, and the best time for using the boost function. So lets discuss the best boost days and times.

See the below graph from a Huffington post article on the subject, they are telling you that 9pm is the best time for using boost because that is the time that people are on Tinder the most. However I disagree because for me it is between 6:30 and 7:30 is the best boost time and even more specifically on Thursday.

There are a lot of different factors that can effect your boost match results but from my trials and my friends feedback Thursday at 7pm is the best bang for your buck – so to speak 😉

Clicking on the graph will open the huffington post article in a new tab. But better yet, just listen to us!

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The Best time for Tinder Boost

Boosting time for Men

Seriously try it, Thursday is the best day for boost, and 6:30pm-7:30pm on Tursday is a magic hour in the week. So lets break down the days:

Mondays girls don’t really care because the weekend is over and if they have a generally busy life they want to date on the weekends and on Monday it is too long away to matter,

Tuesdays – pretty similar

Wednesdays – Things are heating up and girls are looking to book in a date at the weekend (assuming she doesn’t have anything else on).

Thursdays – This is the hot Tinder boost day, girls want to have things planned at the weekend, if they have a spare night they are going to fill it tonight, and Thursday is the day to do it. Girls like to talk about having a date at the weekend when everybody is asking in the office about what peoples plans are for the weekend.

Fridays – is a bit late for Friday night dates but may still get some matches for Saturday dates, but as for Tinder Boosting is it really worth it?… well actually yes, the girls who don’t have plans will be on Tinder to make themselves feel better that they didn’t have a date.

it is a great match to date ratio

Saturday – Again Boost is not going to get you a lot more matches today but the ones you do get are likely to meet up, so if you can organise a date then it is a great ‘match to date ratio’, also bear in mind that they are really keen to get a date and more likely to hook up, for more advise on that read our Tinder Hookup Strategy.

Sunday – Not bad actually for matches, I assume because when people have lots of time off, or are hungover they go on tinder out of boredom. And if you are also on Tinder out of boredom, why not throw a couple dollars for some faster matches and entertain yourself talking to women.

Converting, how to go from first message to first date, read our tinder pick up lines  for some great openers until I finish writing the tinder conversation strategy.

Increase the boost’s Effectiveness

It makes such a big difference. Boost increases your exposure, but you want your conversion rate to be good = more matches per profile view. You don’t need to be a selfie king, try getting one of these lights before taking a pic of yourself.

Lights photo help for portrait

Maybe you feel like a douche at first but you will get over it when you get more dates and your friends don’t know why. These change the light balance on your face and body and make everything look better. Do it!

Check out my guide on improving profile pics for Tinder.

Boosting time for Women

Women should use boost at 9pm when most men are online, men certainly have less messages, and between messages they are swiping or reading funny pick up lines.

Happy Boosting..! 🙂

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Reddit the forum powerhouse has launched Reddit Tinder, exposing the worst and best Tinder Stories, pickup lines and openers, all of which are NSFW. So what constitutes as NSFW…

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There are 20 Million matches per day on Tinder, with so many funny pick up lines and cheesy openers being used on a daily basis.

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Best / Sex / Dirty / Good / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Mike – What’s the difference between me and my couch?

One’s more fun to sit on than the other- Sasha

Mike – Sort of. The real difference is that my couch pulls out

Lol you’re a naughty boy – Sasha

Best / Funny / Good / Funny / Christmas Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers

Jake – Moira, what do One Direction and Christmas Trees have in common?

No idea – Moira

Jake – Their balls are just for decoration

Best / Funny / Rude / Dirty / Sex / Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Joseph – What’s the difference between jam and jelly?

Ooh clever. Well I know the difference – Brittany

Joseph – And what is it?

Jam has whole fruit pieces – Brittany

Joseph – Nope. The real difference is that I can’t jelly my dick in your ass.

Funniest / Good / Dirty / Best / Sex / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Gab – Do you like dragons?

Sam – Sure

Gab – Good. Cuz I’m gonna be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Best / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Frank – Know what I’d do if I could rearrange the alphabet?

? – Ashleigh

Frank – Put the D in U.

Best / funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Carlo – What’s the difference between you and school tomorrow?

What – Alicia

Carlo – I’m not gonna come into school tomorrow.

Best / Sex / Dirty / Clever / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines – Whisky & Tinder
Elijah – You know how they call 4 people having sex a foursome?

Right… – Kim

Elijah – And 3 people a threesome?

Sure – Kim

Elijah – Well they call me handsome!

Haha, funny – Kim

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Jose – Should be a model

I am haha thank you – Nastassia

Jose -Oh. I was talking about the dog you’re holding.

Best / Funny / Guys / Clever  Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Patrick – As a future doctor I’m usually pretty busy but I’m pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this afternoon.

As a future mechanical engineer I can think of about 7 ways to use household items to castrate you by this after noon – Ella

Best / Funny / Clever / Good Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Vince – One of my Easter eggs had no candy. It just said “you get Kendall’s number.”

Vince – You wouldn’t let Jesus down, would you?

Iol what eggs you’re hunting – Kendall

Vince – Yours.

Best / Funny / Clever / Clean Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Anthony – Hey Dina, do you like hang gliding?

Never tried it before but sure why – Dina

Anthony – I would love to see a Dina soar

Is that supposed to be funny? – Dina

Anthony – I thought it was Dina mite

Funny / Bad / Worst / Sex / Guys Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Jackson – I have been meaning to ask, do you have any experience raising chickens?

As a matter of fact yes? – Allison

Jackson – Well that’s great because, I have a large cock I was hoping you could help me with

Funny / Guys / Best / Clean Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Angelo – Your name sounds like what a deaf lumberjack would shout.

Thanks asshole – Kember

Best / Funny / Girls / Funniest Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Adam – On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

North Korea – Rachel

Best / Funny / Clever / Sex / Dirty / Funniest Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Pete – Can you believe there’s going to be 7 planets left soon?!

Excuse me – Felicia

Pete – Yeah after I destroy Uranus

Best / Funny / Bad / Worst Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Vincent – Jess, I see you like horses…..

Vincent – That’s lucky, because you’ve just found yourself a stallion 😉

Best / Bad / Worst / Creepy / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Zeke – I like my women how I like my wine.

White & fruity? – Manasa

Zeke – No, 8 years old and locked in a cellar.

Best / Funny / Funniest / Girls / Guys Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Timothy – Do you like men with big cocks?

Yes – Annaliese

Timothy – Sorry I wasted your time.

Best / Funny / Guys / Girls Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Rudolph – If you were a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber.

Shut the fuck up with your stupid ass – Carley

Rudolph – If you were a vegetable, you would be a rudeabaga.

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Vic – If you remove the D from your name it’s an anagram for the word Arkansas

That’s a new one, lol – Kassandra

Vic – So I guess the question at this point is, do you want the D?

Best / Funny / Tinder / Christmas Pick up Lines and Openers

Alphonse – Jessie, if I were you I’d keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold

What does that even mean? – Jessie

Alphonse – It means I asked Santa for you this Christmas.

Best / Funny / Sex / Funniest / Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Daniel – Which sex position produces the ugliest kids?

Ugh idk? Lol –Nicole

Daniel – Ask your parents

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France – Ready for my best opening line?

France – Here it comes…

France – _________________________

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Thomas – Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there is an uprising in my pants

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Bad / Worst
Jayson – My friend told me that he was going to a fancy dress party as an island. I told him “don’t be Scilly!”

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good reply / Clean / Guys / Girls
Matthew – What cheese greets himself in the mirror?

Matthew – “Halloumi”

Which cheese isn’t yours? – Anna

Nacho cheese! – Anna

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy
Albert – How do you get a bear down from a tree?

Albert – Camembert

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good / funniest / dirty
Roger – My dick is as hard as pavement right now.

Roger – it’s dat asphalt

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Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Bad / Worst 
Paul – Single mother of 1?

Yes sir – Erin

Paul – Want to be a single mother of 2?

Gilbert – Hey, the FBI is searching for my Dick, can I hide it inside you?

I’m sure it’s tough to find already – Nina

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good / Dirty
Randell – Hey did you know that you could make a decent living selling hot dogs?

Randell – Because you really know how to make a wiener stand.

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Starwars / Funniest
Augustus – Are you a Jedi?

No why – Toller

Augustus – Cause yodalicious.

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Bad / Clever
Bret – If I kiss you will my allergies disappear?

Nice. – Allegra

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Troy – Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number.

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good / Funniest / Dirty
Dale – Do you like CDs and Tapes?

I guess so – Maddi

Dale – Great, because im going to Tape my dick to you face so you can CDs balls

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Bad /Worst
Brade – Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Bad / Creepy
Niall – I like my women how I like my Pizza

And how would that be? – Denise

Niall – Sliced up in a box

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good / Funny / 
Cormac – Are you Iraqi?

Cormac – Coz you should Baghdad ass up

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Bad / Guys / Creepy 
Mitch – I like my women how I like my groceries!

And how do you like your groceries Mitch? – Samantha

Mitch – In a bag in the trunk of my car.

Reddit Tinder Pick up Lines / Funniest / Great / Funniest
Brittany – You remind me of my baby toe, you’re small and cute. And I’m definitely going to bang you on a table some time.

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Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good / Old School Adaptation
Matt – Roses are read, violets are blue, like the titanic I’m going down on you.

Reddit Tinder Pick up Lines / Cheeky / Good / Girls / Guys / 
Timothy – Are you flappy bird?

No? – Zara

Timothy – Well that’s a shame because I would really like to tap you al night.

Reddit Tinder Pick up Lines / Bad / Girls / Guys / Mermaid
Elon – Damn gurl are you from the ocean?

Yeah I’m a mermaid – Cara

Elon – Wrong, cause u a whale.

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Clever / Great / Funniest / Good / Best 
Heath – I guess you can call me winter.

Heath – Because you’ll always cum before me.

Well played sir, well played – Autumn

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Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Bad / Insult / Guys
Peter – Hi

Hey- Meg

Peter – Shut up Meg

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Gerald – I’m not even gonna give you a creative pickup line cuz I’m really just trying to Ramya

Wow, really? – Ramya

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Bad / Sex / Guys / Girls 
Hillary – Hey whats up

I have one ball, I hope that’s cool – Donald

Hillary – Do u really?

Only one way to find out – Donald

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Opener / Sex / Girls
Hannah – flipping a coin, to give you my number or to not give you my number

I’m chasing tails but getting heads would be okay too – EJ

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Bad / Insult / Creepy
Sam – Truth or Dare

I’ll go with truth to start – Bethany

Sam – What is your spirit animal?

Hmm, probably a bulldog. What about you?- Bethany

Sam – Whatever animal has sex with bulldogs

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Hooker / Bad / Dead / Sex 
Jemi – I was once arrested in Thailand

Because you didn’t pay your hooker? – Laura

Jemi – No. Of course not. You don’t have to pay them when they’re dead

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Bad Timing / Insult / Sex 
Nadja – My best friend killed herself last night I don’t really wanna talk sorry.

If I wrote you a song to make you feel better, you can just Nadja head to it? – Nick

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Funny / Sex / Clever 
Mari –I heard you’re looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD; all I need is U.

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Bad / Insult
Patrick – Sorry, thought you were the other girl in the profile pic. Ask her can I have her number please

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Bad / Dirty / Sex 

Kris – 😉

Oh you’re dirty – Sydney

Kris – Please this isn’t nearly as dirty as I get

Oh is that right? – Sydney

Kris – You want a teaser?

Of course I do – Sydney

Kris – I’ll shit on you

Eewwwww- Sydney

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Simple / Oldschool / Funny / Sex 

Micheal – Roses are red, violets are blue, You be the six, I’ll be the nine

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
George – Do you eat ass?

Not my thing – Kalyn

George – Oh well I do

George – What’s your number?

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Joseph – Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?

That’s for you to decide – Sarah

Joseph – Yeah I don’t think it is

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Christian – I would drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass across the Sahara desert, with Rosie Odonnells queef as my only air supply, just so I could hear you fart though a walkie-talkie

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Jose – Do you have pet insurance?

No – Samantha

Jose – You should get some because I’m gonna destroy your pussy.

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Erick- Is your dad in jail? Cus if I was your dad I’d be in jail

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Christopher – I once chopped down a tree by only using a rule and dental floss

Wow – Christine

Christopher – Yeah it’s one of two things I’m good at

And the other – Christine

Christopher – I’m also great in bed

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Prince – Wow I can’t believe they actually let me use this app from jail!

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Jom – All I’m missing is a little spoon

Too bad I’m a big spoon – Nam

Jom – Snuggle me in your strong protective arms and tell me I’m pretty.

Jom – One day we can tell our grandkids that the only reason they’re around is because I deeply deployed in Nam.

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Jess – Hey there!

Hey. I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado. – Jim

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Joey – What does coffee and pussy have in common?

Umm idk what? – Jane

Joey –They both know how to get me up in the morning.

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Tien – Girl you must be rl stine because you give me goosebumps

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Marzial – Want to grab some lunch? We could get some chicken nguyets!

Well, that’s new – Nguyet

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Ashley – Is that Ryan in your picture?

It is, how do you know him? – Shawn

Ashley – He took a shit in my car.

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Todd – You up for 2 minutes of mediocre sex followed by 30 minutes of crying?

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Cassondra – Are you the SAT, Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

Best Tinder Pickup Lines / Dirty / Sex
Rick –A Persian guy tried to fight me once

Then he’s dumb – Mahtan

Rick – I guess so but I did what I had to do.

Lol what did you do? – Mathan

Rick – Iran.

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Frankie – This is my opening line

Frankie – ——————————–

Very clever wise guy – Elijah.

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Scott – Helena, you’ve got the sweetest smile on Tinder.

Scott – If you’re a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

If you were a person you’d have downs – Helena

Scott – I take that back, if you were a vegetable. I’d pull the plug.

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Natasha – What came first, the chicken or the egg?

If you hung with me you’d prob cum first – Bolt

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Ericka – Are you a beaver because… Damnnnnnnnnnnn

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Anton – How about I take a couple letters off and make you Moan?

How about I add a few letters and make you die? – Morgan

Anton – What letters are you thinking? Six more and you’d have mangled organ.

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Luke – How much of your butthole would you be willing to show me?

I’ll show you my dog’s butthole – Fiona

Best Tinder Pickup Lines
Maekell – What would you be called if you were wrapped in baked pastry?

Maekell – An EmpaNada

Hahahha- Nada

Go away –Nada

Maekell – Wow that reaction was not impressive at all

Maekell – Nadatall

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Ivan – Where the fuck are you and how did we match 7300 miles away?!

I’m looking for Wilson in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Just because Tom Hanks left him there doesn’t mean I have to – Genevieve

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Drew – If you were a gaming transformer you’d be a Hot-o-bot and your Twitch name would be Optimus Fine.

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Lachie – Did you fall from heaven because let’s have sex.

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Justin – How do you kill a frog?

Justin- You don’t it Kermits suicide

Best Tinder Pick up Lines / Guys
Nikko – What’s a smart, attractive, young…. Man like myself doing without your number?

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Andrew – Lets make sex

How high are your results with that tinder line? – Joyce

Andrew – I’ve done the sex in three women from it. One might have been a man.

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Lucas – What weighs more, 60 lbs of feathers or 40 lbs of bricks?

Books? – Yesenia

Lucas – Yep, books

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Hillary – Hey

You’re too cute – Tony

Stop it – Tony

Hillary – Haha well thank you

Can I snapchat you pictures of my dick now?- Tony

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Freddie – Are you just a small town girl living in a lonely world?

Just trying to find emotion yes – Linxi


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Greg – If I sent Special D, would you accept my package?

I refuse to sign for anything that small – Lexi

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Bryle – Hi I just got of prison and my parents changed the locks so I could really use a place to stay

Bryle – You’re cute by the way.

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Kristoph – If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

I’m Jewish – Alexa

Aimee – If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

As long as it doesn’t end with a delivery in nine months – Mike

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Aaron – Do you ever look up at the stars and wander about all the amazing things in this world? Like why the letter D is in ‘Fridge’ but not in ‘Refrigerator’?

Lol No I suppose I havent – Mary

Aaron – Well there is no ‘D’ in Mary but I can definitely change that

Want to read my Maria Story. I learned from some dating gurus, I tried it all, some advice sucked, many times it bombed. However the advice of one guy in particular worked really well, no manipulative sneaky stuff either – hate that. Here is the story of one funny time when I was trying to put it into practice – 100% true story.

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Sure having good pickup lines is useful but you will never get to use them if you don’t get the match in the first place. The number 1 best way to get more matches is improve your profile pics. Here is the best tip for boosting your Tinder Profile.


Get good Pics! – You are judged on your pics not on how attractive you are in person.

Here is a video from Collage Humour, it is a great way to highlight irritating profile pics, make sure you don’t have any of these profile pics, they are the lease successful – except the dog, it actual has better results.

Read my article on Tinder hacks once you get your profile pic sorted

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You may hate taking selfies, or hate those muscly fairies that take selfies of  themselves in the gym, but when they are having more sex with hot women that you are, who is the fairy now!

Hire a photographer – The best return on investment for online dating.

That tip may sound obvious, but it is a skill in itself to choose the correct pics for your Tinder Profile, don’t think you need to be super buff either. Lets go though the important sub-tips about your profile pics

Tinder Profile Pic Tips

Don’t underestimate the power of a good main profile pic, sometimes girls don’t even check the rest of your photos they will make a decision based on the first one they see, so it’s time to optimise your profile.

Tip 1 – Use ‘Smart Photo’ to find your best profile Pic

Tinder Smart photo is a feature provided by Tinder to allow you to find out what profile photo works best. Smart Photo cycles through all your photos at random to all the girls who view your profile, out of all the girls that swipe yes, it selects the picture combination that gives you the most ‘likes’. This tips things in your favour as normally the pics that you think are great are not what girls find most attractive.

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Tinder Smart Photo – snapshot from profile edit page

Ok so now you have your best pic as the first photo that girls will see, but is it actually working..

Tip 2 – Be Honest with yourself

Are your photos working? You have followed tip 1, Are you getting matches?

Test: Swipe all the girls you think are hot and want to meet, how many matches are you getting?

Are you matching with girls that you actually want to meet, or are you lowering your standard so that you can at least have some girls to speak to.

How many times can you swipe ‘Yes’ on Tinder in a day?  Answer: 100

First aim for 10% – So if you use all your yes swipes you should have 10 matches with hot girls that you are attracted to, if you don’t have that then you definitely need to get some better photos.

Tip 3 – Tinder Photo Day

There are 2 ways you can go here, Kickass profile or half hearted, either way it will be an improvement but I will try to push you towards kickass – obviously.

Half Hearted Result – You may get a new pics that are slightly better than the old one(s), the standard will probably be pretty poor.

Kickass result – Changing your dating life forever, enjoying dating because you will be desired so much more and it will be noticeable as soon as the pics are up.

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Get more more days after 1 Tinder Photo Day

Half Hearted – You will take some photos in different outfits and maybe even get a friend to hold the camera, you will do this wherever and whenever this is convenient. You’ll take a few pics and choose the best one. You may even take 20 or so selfies to get the best face position and try different smile options.

Lets Kickass 

  • Plan your environment -you want to look like you have a life, get photos in different and interesting settings
  • Get in shape – you only need to do Tinder photo day once, get it right and you’ll never need any more pics, so make sure you have the best physique possible and you look great in your clothes, not just a tip for Tinder its a tip for life.
  • Beard Length – that is right.. beards are cool right now. make sure you have your optimum length.
  • Get a good photographer – if you don’t take good photos regularly then get someone who does, hire a photographer it is the best return on investment when it comes to online dating.
  • Plan your ‘image’ – How do you want to look? if you want to look sporty then dress like you are away to a tennis match, do you want to look rich, stand next to an expensive car, wear a nice suit, get a pic on a speedboat wearing the suit.
  • Lighting, There is certain lighting that make people look better, by getting multiple point lighting with diffusers(makes light less vibrant) you can buy it yourself for about $60-80 and you will always look good, another amazing tip and great return on investment, click on the image to check prices if you are interested.
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Home Lighting Kit for Great Pics

ROI – Get that perfect pic, taken by a good photographer, with you in great shape, driving a speedboat on a sunny day, wearing a cool suit and a dog on the passenger seat – you will never be short of dates again. I can’t push this tip enough, elevate yourself above everyone else.

Being Genuine – Some people get hung up about being genuine, sure the speedboat example seems ridiculous, but it doesn’t need to represent your life, it only needs a girl to want to match with you, start a conversation and from there you will develop a connection. You can tell her that you did it because you read it on a website WhiskyandTinder and thought it was cool – she would love your honesty, self assurance and you would be 100% genuine. It is all in your head and its all about self confidence.

Tip 4 – Test Again

Now you should have more awesome pics from your Tinder Photo Day. It is time to upload them there is one exception – keep your previous best pic chosen by Tinder ‘smart photo’, the best one from before, so when you do Smart photo again, it will tell you how good your old pic is compared with your new pics.

Profile Pic Statistics

  • 1/3 of new marriages start out from dating apps (USA)
  • If a girl doesn’t show her arms in her pics – she’s fat
  • Outdoor Pics get 19% more likes according to Mens Fitness 
  • Standing next to an expensive car will double your matches
  • Standing on an expensive yacht will triple your matches
  • Selfie shots are 10% less effective (holding the camera in the photo)
  • Attractive women active on Tinder will wake up with 50 new messages from guys all asking the same Sh*#
  • 30% of men swipe Yes to EVERY girl
  • Profile pics with dogs get more Yes Swipes
  • Most girls don’t even read your Bio
  • If you don’t get many matches and a superhot girl likes you then you go to the website she prefers to use then you are 100% an idiot – don’t let that happen again
  • Topless shots are really affective if you have a great body, if you Don’t have abs then don’t bother

Other Tinder Photo Tips

  • Ninja Trick – Take a video or use multishot option to take lots of photos for 10 seconds while you are doing something or messing around, this allows you to get a pic that looks natural.
  • Over head lighting is great for body shots but not for the face it casts shadows on the eyes, use additional lighting on the face.
  • Evening twilight is the best lighting to take your pics, midday is too harsh and night required additional lighting

Date Strategy

The next tip is to sort your dating strategy out, from taking a girl out on a date to taking her to bed. Read our post on Tinder Hookups.

Happy Swiping…!!!

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