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Welcome to the ‘how does tinder work article’, for all; the newbies, those who want to get more matches and those who are just curious how they make money from your swiping. Scroll down the page to find the answer.

How do you literally use and operate Tinder

  • You download Tinder on your smartphone
  • You open Tinder app and it will ask you to sign in using your Facebook account, this gives Tinder access to your Facebook photos, name, age and gender as well as some other info. From this it will create a default profile using 6 of your profile pics and display your name and age.
  • You can change the images to other images from Facebook or from the photos on your smartphones memory.
    Write something in the ‘bio’ or ‘personal description’ section. Profiles with bios get more matches, especially for men.
  • There are only a few sections on tinder to familiarise yourself with;
    • Edit profile (where you choose your pics and write your bio)
    • Swiping or matching (how you get your matches)
    • Settings (choose to delete, log out, change your distance proximity and age preferences etc)
    • Chat (where you chat and have conversations with your matches)
  • When you are on the Tindermatching or swiping section, this is where you check out the other active tinder members within your chosen distance proximity. The functions are as follows:
    • Swipe right for yes you like them
    • Swipe left for no you don’t like them
    • The star for superlike (the person will be notified about this before they even see your profile)
    • Press on the image of the person to swipe through their photos.

You will be notified that you have a match as it happens, so that means if they have already swiped yes to you then you swipe yes to them, you will know about it right there and then.

Then have a chat with them on the ‘chat’ section.

Easy peasy, from zero to hero, if your pics are good and your bio is charming then you will be matching in no time. If your pics are rubbish have a read of the following link on improving your pics.

Click here to improve your profile

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How does the the Tinder Algorithm work?

Your desired match

When swiping for matches, you will be presented with people who fit your age, gender and distance proximity range preferences of your desired match. For example, I search for women between the ages 20 and 35 at a distance of 10 km(It may be higher if I was in a rural area with no-one around).

Their desired match

Other people are presented with people within their desired match criteria; age, gender and proximity.


You both need to be within each others criteria to match, however distance can be played with. If you have set a distance of 40 miles and they have set 20 miles, then you will not be visible to them until you visit a shop in their area for example, you can then match that way.

There is more…


Depending on how popular you are (percentage of people that want to match you), you will be presented with people within your reach(if Tinder thinks they may actually swipe yes to you), I can’t prove it, but if I use a bad pic for a while then I get presented with less attractive people and when I have a good pic then I don’t get as many very attractive to choose from.

Hot people everywhere

There is one exception, when you log in for the first time, you will see so many attractive people, I think Tinder does that to get you excited about playing more, depending on your popularity you may have different people to choose from later.

Also if you have some people who have swiped yes to you, assuming you haven’t swiped them yet, then they will be near the front of the pile of profiles that you will be presented with.

Changing your Tinder age or name

So, slightly unethical, but you could create a fake Facebook account and set a different age and name. Then you would have to log into that Facebook account on your phone, then log into tinder using that FB account. Then you could be Lyndsey 36 today and Sarah 29 tomorrow.

Warning: remember that other people can do this too, as a precaution check out their Facebooks to see if in-fact they are real before meeting.

Is it dangerous?

No more than many other activities. I personally have not had any bad experiences, you should be able to spot warning signs. Just keep your wits about you under a blanket of realism:

If a crazy attractive person all of a sudden is really interested in you when you haven’t demonstrated anything special yet, that is a red flag!

Guys – if a girl just wants to meet after 4 message exchanges, that is a red flag!

Can you hide your age on Tinder?

Yes you can hide your age, check the settings, they will only know that you are within their Tinder desired match criteria.

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Getting zero matches on Tinder

Ok, this is definitely one for the guys, because women rarely get zero matches, their photo could be of their dog and still get matches.

Getting zero matches, or next to zero matches on Tinder is actually quite common for guys, guys that are not used to dating, and if you are in an area with not many people that could also be an issue. If you are older and are likely to have less people in your age range, or more to the point,

Matching likelyhood

Imaging that there was a girl sitting at a bar, now imagine she could look around and see a snapshot of all the guys in the bar and decide was going what guys she liked, purely based on that snapshot. Now imagine that there were 1000s of guys to choose from in that bar, how about now??

Because that is Tinder for guys, you need to stand out, if you are getting zero matches then you are not standing out from the crowd. So how do we get more matches?

There are a couple ways to go about getting more matches, this is more of a general FAQs page, you should definitely check the Tinder Hacks link below to learn more.

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For starters, lets highlight reasons why you may not have matched with someone:

  • They haven’t seen your profile yet
  • They have a matching proximity less than yours and therefore will never appear on their screen.
  • You might be out of their selected age range, you are 35 years old and they have their match age range to 25-34 years old.
  • There have not been active for a while.
  • They are not swiping at the moment because they are already happily chatting to their matches.
  • They swiped you no by accident

These are all common and fair reasons for not matching with someone, there are also big fat excuse and lies you tell yourself instead of creating a better profile. If you are are telling yourself that the above are the reasons for you not getting matches then I propose a challenge.

Before and after pic

Challenge: Change your profile pictures to a non famous medium looking model, then wait 1 hour and try again, if you’re in a city then you’ll notice that you’ll have a shit tonne of matches, and that in-fact there are lots of people using Tinder, at least then you would find out if they are in your proximity.

How long does it take to get a match on tinder?

Tindermatching, this is a difficult question because it depends on a few variables;

  • How good your profile is
  • Who your are swiping ‘yes’ to to
  • If you are a guy or a girl

Are you not getting matches?

The ugly truth is that if your profile isn’t good, more specifically if your photographs are are bad, then you probably won’t get as many matches as your want.

If you have a bad profile as a guy then it is so much more difficult to get a match due women being very selective and most men not being picky about who they swipe. This puts the Tinder power balance massively in the favour of women. Either way learn how to improve your profile pics.

How does Tinder work with Facebook?

How tinder uses facebook

Facebook shares information such as photos, age, interest(pages you have liked), educational background and who your friends are. You can set whether you want your interests, age and education visible on your profile, however Tinder will use your age and location for their matching algorithm.

How does Tinder know your location

Tinder, like many other smartphone applications requests access to your location settings when you first download the app, this is usually the permissions request section that most people click ‘ok’ and skip through. Tinder uses the GPS signal on your phone to know your location, there is also the additional information co-operation with Facebook they could probably get it from there too.

How Long does it take to update your location

How long does tinder take to update your location? Within 12 hours I’d say. I travel around a lot and when I arrive in a new place I check Tinder and it gives me people from the new country or city, and I get matches on the same day.

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Location Accuracy

The location is pretty accurate most of the time, there are many glitches wth tinder sadly, caching may cause an error also if you know what that is. If ever you think there is an issue with it then log out, close the app and log back in again, usually does the trick.

GPS info

Here is some info for the non tech savvy. Its not just Tinder that automatically checks your GPS location, it is the same feature that Google uses for Google maps. Sending you info on the restaurant you were just in. Have you ever wandered how google knows the busy times in bars and restaurants etc? They monitor how many phones with GPS signals go in at different times – cool/scary 😮.

How much does Tinder cost

Tinder doesn’t cost anything to set up and use. It’s free for both guys and girls so they are not making money from you signing up. However there are some extra features like Tinder plus and Boost that they make good coin from. When you have 100s of millions of members, if on average each person spends $10 in the year on extras, that is a Billion dollars, not to mention the data that they have on everyones preferences.

Using your information to make money

If you think of the big picture, Tinder has so much information about who you find attractive, the types of people you swipe yes to, and they are in partnership with Facebook, one of the biggest advertising companies in the world.

Once they figure out how to replicate and tailor make each advert and match it with the models you would find the most attractive(based on your tinder preferences), then they are going to be able to attract you to every advert they have, just wait for it, they’ll get that algorithm together soon…!!

Tinder Plus

Tinder Plus is a pay per month system, the cost changes depending on the country where you registered your phone, it is somewhere in the region of $10/month.
It gives you
1. Ulimited likes, you can like as many people as you want, usually this is limited to 100/day.
2. More Superlikes, normally you get one per day.
3. The ability to undo your selection. If you ‘disliked’ someone by accident then you can go back like them, normally you cannot do that.

Tinder Boost

You can put yourself to the top of the pile. After using boost your profile will be one of the first to be seen, increasing your chance of getting more matches, this costs a few dollars to do. I have an article on the best time to use Tinder Boost.

How does smart photos work

Great question! There is a little button under your images. See the profile edit page to allow you to turn on smart photos. Tinder smart photos will cycle through the order of your photos and test your photographs to see what gets the best results.

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Smart photos is a little testing algorithm that works great for finding out what photo other people like the most. You’ll get an alert informing you of your best photograph.

I think that covers most of the questions. If you have anything else you want added send me an email to

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How’s your Tinder Game?

Remember, whatever your success on Tinder, you can always do better, and for most of the guys out there – they should be doing a hell of a lot better.

Two choices: Get a Tinder date organised for this weekend with fast easy, Tinder tips, or don’t… it’s up to you!

Girls have it easy, how difficult it is for an average looking girl with terrible chat to get laid on Tinder? – very easy!

However an average guy with no chat and no behaviour skills has almost zero chance of getting laid as a result of his Tinder efforts. This is re-coining the phrase “getting lucky”, some guys literally feel lucky that they were accepted, that is not how it should be !

Men need hacks to help bridge the gap.

Girls can rely on looks but men can’t, so there are subtle things about what you say, how you message, your timing and style that make you more attractive, but when you don’t know how then it is a nightmare to get consistent success on Tinder, or anywhere for that matter.

Before I learned some Tinder hacks: My Tinder game was terrible; the girls that I really wanted – I couldn’t even get close to. If I was lucky enough to match with a hot girl, I would send a message and then get nothing back, either literally nothing or get a one-word response and that would be the last word she said to me. I didn’t have a Scooby how to respond – send a message and hope.

The best source of info:

Tinder Hacks – Fast, super easy to roll out, Get more matches and a date or a hookup sorted for this weekend

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Stop Wasting So Much Time On Tinder

I wasted so much time with Tinder messages that didn’t go anywhere, swiping for hours, even deleting my profile and starting again so I could try and get more matches. When you just keep trying the same thing you’ll keep getting the same results, just get advice and value your time.

The Best Tinder/Dating crash course

More and more guys are getting clued up on Tinder Tactics and learning how to pick up women. It is time to rise above your competition and get more attractive women.

I am not saying to go and be an expert, but everyone does better after some coaching, you remember the learning curve? ..

The nice thing about tinder is it is easy to get results, you just need to know what to do, I am a results based guy and I go with what works! Graph of getting women tinder

Imagine any sport, any skill, if you somebody said “I am just going to let it happen naturally, that is the best way”.

That person is going to come last, or close to last. And guess how many women are with a guy in last place? = 0

Guess what, some quick easy tips and a little practice to see a dramatic difference. It doesn’t matter where you are on the scale, you could be higher, get the girls you really want.

Lets take a look at the best return for time to get the highest conversion rate = Get hotter women in shortest time possible from now.

#1 Tinder Guide for Men

The best return on investment is Tinder Hacks for Tinder, it is specifically for Tinder and as more and more people are using Tinder, you are going to need to get better at it as other guys (your competition) are getting clued up on how to convert on Tinder.

Tinder Hacks is exactly what it says, and will up your Tinder Game, and it is cheap too.

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Some people ask me why I don’t have a guide book yet, maybe I will write one, but for now I’ll just point you in the right direction to some awesome existing guides.

#2 The Male Attractiveness Playbook

The long term attractive personality and behaviour playbook

David D is the man…!!!  I loved every minute of reading his book, I have a great story of putting into practice his techniques. He also has a lot of other awesome guides but the #1 best e-book is called ‘double your dating’ – yes I know the name is cheesy but this book is great.

Here is a personal dating story, not from Tinder but it was still funny for me thinking back.

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Before, dating for me was like playing a board game where I didn’t know the rules, it lost all the time, just like most other men. Then reading about all the Tinder Hacks I started enjoying it become it became a game that I could practice all the time, testing and see more matches and more conversations evolved.

I even enjoyed the failures after that because I would notice after what I did wrong. I am not saying that I get all the girls on Tinder, that is not what I am saying at all. I am average looking but I went from having almost zero dates to setting up 4 in one week, and that just didn’t happen before.

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It was even worse in person. Approaching women takes balls, and I didn’t really know what to say, I was self conscious and felt I needed to Impress, what magic comment was going to get them interested..? What I didn’t know then was the all important hacks that show women that I am an attractive man with lots to offer.

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These hacks exist.. they are easy.. but if you don’t know the hacks then you can’t follow them.

Important Tinder Tips I Wish I learned Sooner

I really wish I got the basics sorted out early, stuff like;

  • Learn how to message girls in an attractive way
  • How do I respond if they don’t ask me any questions
  • Women test men in their messages – learn how to identify a test and how to pass those tests
  • Learn what photos not to use for your profile

But there is so much more…

Get Good On Tinder

This is my advice for all men who want to improve, learn the hacks about being good on Tinder, good at dating, and good with women. Of course I don’t want all men to get good, it will be harder for me lol.

I built this site purely because I really enjoy the dating on tinder and I enjoy talking about dating, sure the pickup lines page is purely for fun, those openers don’t actually work and there is a good chance you will get blocked.

Learn to be a Natural

Now I get asked from my friends about Tinder advice, they say I’m just a natural, It only looks that way. Don’t be one of those guys who say “I will let it happen naturally” saying things like “learning about dating psychology is disingenuous” and knowing what to say makes you contrived. That is NOT true, I don’t lie or say I am something I am not, I like the girl, and I learned how to speak to her in such a manner that she finds interesting and attractive.

Authenticity Dating and Tinder

Remember just because you can control how you act, it is still you, it is always you. Think… when you are;

  • Moody
  • Angry
  • Insecure
  • Happy
  • Confident
  • Funny

You can feel all of these things, but only the last three make you more attractive. So the most logical solution is to do more of the attractive stuff and less of the unattractive stuff. Does that make you contrived?

No of course not. You have behaved in so many different ways, different conversation styles etc and it is still you! The only difference is that you will soon know which specific ways will attract more women.

David Diangelo’s book is so good..!! I have literally read it 5 times.

This is David D’s book (clicking will take you to his webpage)

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This image of the sexy chick below is a link to check out Tinder Hacks (guys who literally wrote a book on it)

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When is the best time to use boost – 7pm on a Thursday

There are a few articles quoting statistics about Tinder usage, what time most people are on Tinder, and the best time for using the boost function. So lets discuss the best boost days and times.

See the below graph from a Huffington post article on the subject, they are telling you that 9pm is the best time for using boost because that is the time that people are on Tinder the most. However I disagree because for me it is between 6:30 and 7:30 is the best boost time and even more specifically on Thursday.

There are a lot of different factors that can effect your boost match results but from my trials and my friends feedback Thursday at 7pm is the best bang for your buck – so to speak 😉

Clicking on the graph will open the huffington post article in a new tab. But better yet, just listen to us!

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Tinder Hacks – If you are reading this then you are champions that will improve yourself.  I have an article on Tinder Hacks

FYI – I have a great article on how to hookup on the first date, its for men (obviously), as women don’t need any help getting laid, but it has women’s best interest in mind ;). I’ll leave a link at the bottom of the page.

The Best time for Tinder Boost

Boosting time for Men

Seriously try it, Thursday is the best day for boost, and 6:30pm-7:30pm on Tursday is a magic hour in the week. So lets break down the days:

Mondays girls don’t really care because the weekend is over and if they have a generally busy life they want to date on the weekends and on Monday it is too long away to matter,

Tuesdays – pretty similar

Wednesdays – Things are heating up and girls are looking to book in a date at the weekend (assuming she doesn’t have anything else on).

Thursdays – This is the hot Tinder boost day, girls want to have things planned at the weekend, if they have a spare night they are going to fill it tonight, and Thursday is the day to do it. Girls like to talk about having a date at the weekend when everybody is asking in the office about what peoples plans are for the weekend.

Fridays – is a bit late for Friday night dates but may still get some matches for Saturday dates, but as for Tinder Boosting is it really worth it?… well actually yes, the girls who don’t have plans will be on Tinder to make themselves feel better that they didn’t have a date.

it is a great match to date ratio

Saturday – Again Boost is not going to get you a lot more matches today but the ones you do get are likely to meet up, so if you can organise a date then it is a great ‘match to date ratio’, also bear in mind that they are really keen to get a date and more likely to hook up, for more advise on that read our Tinder Hookup Strategy.

Sunday – Not bad actually for matches, I assume because when people have lots of time off, or are hungover they go on tinder out of boredom. And if you are also on Tinder out of boredom, why not throw a couple dollars for some faster matches and entertain yourself talking to women.

Converting, how to go from first message to first date, read our tinder pick up lines  for some great openers until I finish writing the tinder conversation strategy.

Increase the boost’s Effectiveness

It makes such a big difference. Boost increases your exposure, but you want your conversion rate to be good = more matches per profile view. You don’t need to be a selfie king, try getting one of these lights before taking a pic of yourself.

Lights photo help for portrait

Maybe you feel like a douche at first but you will get over it when you get more dates and your friends don’t know why. These change the light balance on your face and body and make everything look better. Do it!

Check out my guide on improving profile pics for Tinder.

Boosting time for Women

Women should use boost at 9pm when most men are online, men certainly have less messages, and between messages they are swiping or reading up on Patrick’s Online Income Strategy or lost in a spiral of FB videos.

Happy Boosting..! 🙂

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There are 20 Million matches per day on Tinder, with so many funny pick up lines and cheesy openers being used on a daily basis.

We have picked out the best, funniest, worst and outright bad pick up lines. Please leave your rating so we can provide you the most popular pickup lines.

Best Tinder Pick up Lines…?


Best / Sex / Dirty / Good / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Mike – What’s the difference between me and my couch?

One’s more fun to sit on than the other- Sasha

Mike – Sort of. The real difference is that my couch pulls out

Lol you’re a naughty boy – Sasha

Best / Funny / Good / Funny / Christmas Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers

Jake – Moira, what do One Direction and Christmas Trees have in common?

No idea – Moira

Jake – Their balls are just for decoration

Best / Funny / Rude / Dirty / Sex / Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Joseph – What’s the difference between jam and jelly?

Ooh clever. Well I know the difference – Brittany

Joseph – And what is it?

Jam has whole fruit pieces – Brittany

Joseph – Nope. The real difference is that I can’t jelly my dick in your ass.

Funniest / Good / Dirty / Best / Sex / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Gab – Do you like dragons?

Sam – Sure

Gab – Good. Cuz I’m gonna be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Best / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Frank – Know what I’d do if I could rearrange the alphabet?

? – Ashleigh

Frank – Put the D in U.

Best / funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Carlo – What’s the difference between you and school tomorrow?

What – Alicia

Carlo – I’m not gonna come into school tomorrow.

Best / Sex / Dirty / Clever / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines – Whisky & Tinder
Elijah – You know how they call 4 people having sex a foursome?

Right… – Kim

Elijah – And 3 people a threesome?

Sure – Kim

Elijah – Well they call me handsome!

Haha, funny – Kim

Best / Funny / Girl / Guy  Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Jose – Should be a model

I am haha thank you – Nastassia

Jose -Oh. I was talking about the dog you’re holding.

Best / Funny / Guys / Clever  Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Patrick – As a future doctor I’m usually pretty busy but I’m pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this afternoon.

As a future mechanical engineer I can think of about 7 ways to use household items to castrate you by this after noon – Ella

Best / Funny / Clever / Good Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Vince – One of my Easter eggs had no candy. It just said “you get Kendall’s number.”

Vince – You wouldn’t let Jesus down, would you?

Iol what eggs you’re hunting – Kendall

Vince – Yours.

Best / Funny / Clever / Clean Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Anthony – Hey Dina, do you like hang gliding?

Never tried it before but sure why – Dina

Anthony – I would love to see a Dina soar

Is that supposed to be funny? – Dina

Anthony – I thought it was Dina mite

Funny / Bad / Worst / Sex / Guys Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Jackson – I have been meaning to ask, do you have any experience raising chickens?

As a matter of fact yes? – Allison

Jackson – Well that’s great because, I have a large cock I was hoping you could help me with

Funny / Guys / Best / Clean Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Angelo – Your name sounds like what a deaf lumberjack would shout.

Thanks asshole – Kember

Best / Funny / Girls / Funniest Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Adam – On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

North Korea – Rachel

Best / Funny / Clever / Sex / Dirty / Funniest Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Pete – Can you believe there’s going to be 7 planets left soon?!

Excuse me – Felicia

Pete – Yeah after I destroy Uranus

Best / Funny / Bad / Worst Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Vincent – Jess, I see you like horses…..

Vincent – That’s lucky, because you’ve just found yourself a stallion 😉

Best / Bad / Worst / Creepy / Funny Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Zeke – I like my women how I like my wine.

White & fruity? – Manasa

Zeke – No, 8 years old and locked in a cellar.

Best / Funny / Funniest / Girls / Guys Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Timothy – Do you like men with big cocks?

Yes – Annaliese

Timothy – Sorry I wasted your time.

Best / Funny / Guys / Girls Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Rudolph – If you were a vegetable, you would be a cutecumber.

Shut the fuck up with your stupid ass – Carley

Rudolph – If you were a vegetable, you would be a rudeabaga.

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Best / Funny /  Clever / Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Vic – If you remove the D from your name it’s an anagram for the word Arkansas

That’s a new one, lol – Kassandra

Vic – So I guess the question at this point is, do you want the D?

Best / Funny / Tinder / Christmas Pick up Lines and Openers

Alphonse – Jessie, if I were you I’d keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold

What does that even mean? – Jessie

Alphonse – It means I asked Santa for you this Christmas.

Best / Funny / Sex / Funniest / Tinder Pick up Lines and Openers
Daniel – Which sex position produces the ugliest kids?

Ugh idk? Lol –Nicole

Daniel – Ask your parents

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France – Ready for my best opening line?

France – Here it comes…

France – _________________________

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Thomas – Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there is an uprising in my pants

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Bad / Worst
Jayson – My friend told me that he was going to a fancy dress party as an island. I told him “don’t be Scilly!”

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good reply / Clean / Guys / Girls
Matthew – What cheese greets himself in the mirror?

Matthew – “Halloumi”

Which cheese isn’t yours? – Anna

Nacho cheese! – Anna

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy
Albert – How do you get a bear down from a tree?

Albert – Camembert

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good / funniest / dirty
Roger – My dick is as hard as pavement right now.

Roger – it’s dat asphalt

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Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Bad / Worst 
Paul – Single mother of 1?

Yes sir – Erin

Paul – Want to be a single mother of 2?

Gilbert – Hey, the FBI is searching for my Dick, can I hide it inside you?

I’m sure it’s tough to find already – Nina

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good / Dirty
Randell – Hey did you know that you could make a decent living selling hot dogs?

Randell – Because you really know how to make a wiener stand.

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Starwars / Funniest
Augustus – Are you a Jedi?

No why – Toller

Augustus – Cause yodalicious.

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Bad / Clever
Bret – If I kiss you will my allergies disappear?

Nice. – Allegra

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good
Troy – Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number.

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Good / Funniest / Dirty
Dale – Do you like CDs and Tapes?

I guess so – Maddi

Dale – Great, because im going to Tape my dick to you face so you can CDs balls

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Cheesy / Bad /Worst
Brade – Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Bad / Creepy
Niall – I like my women how I like my Pizza

And how would that be? – Denise

Niall – Sliced up in a box

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Cormac – Are you Iraqi?

Cormac – Coz you should Baghdad ass up

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Mitch – I like my women how I like my groceries!

And how do you like your groceries Mitch? – Samantha

Mitch – In a bag in the trunk of my car.

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Brittany – You remind me of my baby toe, you’re small and cute. And I’m definitely going to bang you on a table some time.

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Matt – Roses are read, violets are blue, like the titanic I’m going down on you.

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Timothy – Are you flappy bird?

No? – Zara

Timothy – Well that’s a shame because I would really like to tap you al night.

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Elon – Damn gurl are you from the ocean?

Yeah I’m a mermaid – Cara

Elon – Wrong, cause u a whale.

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Heath – I guess you can call me winter.

Heath – Because you’ll always cum before me.

Well played sir, well played – Autumn

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Peter – Hi

Hey- Meg

Peter – Shut up Meg

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Gerald – I’m not even gonna give you a creative pickup line cuz I’m really just trying to Ramya

Wow, really? – Ramya

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Hillary – Hey whats up

I have one ball, I hope that’s cool – Donald

Hillary – Do u really?

Only one way to find out – Donald

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Hannah – flipping a coin, to give you my number or to not give you my number

I’m chasing tails but getting heads would be okay too – EJ

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Sam – Truth or Dare

I’ll go with truth to start – Bethany

Sam – What is your spirit animal?

Hmm, probably a bulldog. What about you?- Bethany

Sam – Whatever animal has sex with bulldogs

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Jemi – I was once arrested in Thailand

Because you didn’t pay your hooker? – Laura

Jemi – No. Of course not. You don’t have to pay them when they’re dead

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Nadja – My best friend killed herself last night I don’t really wanna talk sorry.

If I wrote you a song to make you feel better, you can just Nadja head to it? – Nick

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Mari –I heard you’re looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD; all I need is U.

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Patrick – Sorry, thought you were the other girl in the profile pic. Ask her can I have her number please

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Kris – 😉

Oh you’re dirty – Sydney

Kris – Please this isn’t nearly as dirty as I get

Oh is that right? – Sydney

Kris – You want a teaser?

Of course I do – Sydney

Kris – I’ll shit on you

Eewwwww- Sydney

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Micheal – Roses are red, violets are blue, You be the six, I’ll be the nine

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George – Do you eat ass?

Not my thing – Kalyn

George – Oh well I do

George – What’s your number?

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Joseph – Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?

That’s for you to decide – Sarah

Joseph – Yeah I don’t think it is

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Christian – I would drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass across the Sahara desert, with Rosie Odonnells queef as my only air supply, just so I could hear you fart though a walkie-talkie

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Jose – Do you have pet insurance?

No – Samantha

Jose – You should get some because I’m gonna destroy your pussy.

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Erick- Is your dad in jail? Cus if I was your dad I’d be in jail

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Christopher – I once chopped down a tree by only using a rule and dental floss

Wow – Christine

Christopher – Yeah it’s one of two things I’m good at

And the other – Christine

Christopher – I’m also great in bed

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Prince – Wow I can’t believe they actually let me use this app from jail!

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Jom – All I’m missing is a little spoon

Too bad I’m a big spoon – Nam

Jom – Snuggle me in your strong protective arms and tell me I’m pretty.

Jom – One day we can tell our grandkids that the only reason they’re around is because I deeply deployed in Nam.

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Jess – Hey there!

Hey. I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado. – Jim

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Joey – What does coffee and pussy have in common?

Umm idk what? – Jane

Joey –They both know how to get me up in the morning.

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Tien – Girl you must be rl stine because you give me goosebumps

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Marzial – Want to grab some lunch? We could get some chicken nguyets!

Well, that’s new – Nguyet

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Ashley – Is that Ryan in your picture?

It is, how do you know him? – Shawn

Ashley – He took a shit in my car.

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Todd – You up for 2 minutes of mediocre sex followed by 30 minutes of crying?

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Cassondra – Are you the SAT, Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

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Rick –A Persian guy tried to fight me once

Then he’s dumb – Mahtan

Rick – I guess so but I did what I had to do.

Lol what did you do? – Mathan

Rick – Iran.

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Frankie – This is my opening line

Frankie – ——————————–

Very clever wise guy – Elijah.

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Scott – Helena, you’ve got the sweetest smile on Tinder.

Scott – If you’re a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

If you were a person you’d have downs – Helena

Scott – I take that back, if you were a vegetable. I’d pull the plug.

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Natasha – What came first, the chicken or the egg?

If you hung with me you’d prob cum first – Bolt

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Ericka – Are you a beaver because… Damnnnnnnnnnnn

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Anton – How about I take a couple letters off and make you Moan?

How about I add a few letters and make you die? – Morgan

Anton – What letters are you thinking? Six more and you’d have mangled organ.

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Luke – How much of your butthole would you be willing to show me?

I’ll show you my dog’s butthole – Fiona

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Maekell – What would you be called if you were wrapped in baked pastry?

Maekell – An EmpaNada

Hahahha- Nada

Go away –Nada

Maekell – Wow that reaction was not impressive at all

Maekell – Nadatall

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Ivan – Where the fuck are you and how did we match 7300 miles away?!

I’m looking for Wilson in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Just because Tom Hanks left him there doesn’t mean I have to – Genevieve

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Drew – If you were a transformer you’d be a Hot-o-bot and your name would be Optimus Fine.

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Lachie – Did you fall from heaven because let’s have sex.

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Justin – How do you kill a frog?

Justin- You don’t it Kermits suicide

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Nikko – What’s a smart, attractive, young…. Man like myself doing without your number?

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Andrew – Lets make sex

How high are your results with that tinder line? – Joyce

Andrew – I’ve done the sex in three women from it. One might have been a man.

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Lucas – What weighs more, 60 lbs of feathers or 40 lbs of bricks?

Books? – Yesenia

Lucas – Yep, books

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Hillary – Hey

You’re too cute – Tony

Stop it – Tony

Hillary – Haha well thank you

Can I snapchat you pictures of my dick now?- Tony

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Freddie – Are you just a small town girl living in a lonely world?

Just trying to find emotion yes – Linxi


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Greg – If I sent Special D, would you accept my package?

I refuse to sign for anything that small – Lexi

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Bryle – Hi I just got of prison and my parents changed the locks so I could really use a place to stay

Bryle – You’re cute by the way.

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Kristoph – If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

I’m Jewish – Alexa

Aimee – If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

As long as it doesn’t end with a delivery in nine months – Mike

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Aaron – Do you ever look up at the stars and wander about all the amazing things in this world? Like why the letter D is in ‘Fridge’ but not in ‘Refrigerator’?

Lol No I suppose I havent – Mary

Aaron – Well there is no ‘D’ in Mary but I can definitely change that

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Sure having good pickup lines is useful but you will never get to use them if you don’t get the match in the first place. The number 1 best way to get more matches is improve your profile pics. Here is the best tip for boosting your Tinder Profile.


Get good Pics! – You are judged on your pics not on how attractive you are in person.

Here is a video from Collage Humour, it is a great way to highlight irritating profile pics, make sure you don’t have any of these profile pics, they are the lease successful – except the dog, it actual has better results.

Read my article on Tinder hacks once you get your profile pic sorted

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You may hate taking selfies, or hate those muscly fairies that take selfies of  themselves in the gym, but when they are having more sex with hot women that you are, who is the fairy now!

Hire a photographer – The best return on investment for online dating.

That tip may sound obvious, but it is a skill in itself to choose the correct pics for your Tinder Profile, don’t think you need to be super buff either. Lets go though the important sub-tips about your profile pics

Tinder Profile Pic Tips

Don’t underestimate the power of a good main profile pic, sometimes girls don’t even check the rest of your photos they will make a decision based on the first one they see, so it’s time to optimise your profile.

Tip 1 – Use ‘Smart Photo’ to find your best profile Pic

Tinder Smart photo is a feature provided by Tinder to allow you to find out what profile photo works best. Smart Photo cycles through all your photos at random to all the girls who view your profile, out of all the girls that swipe yes, it selects the picture combination that gives you the most ‘likes’. This tips things in your favour as normally the pics that you think are great are not what girls find most attractive.

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Ok so now you have your best pic as the first photo that girls will see, but is it actually working..

Tip 2 – Be Honest with yourself

Are your photos working? You have followed tip 1, Are you getting matches?

Test: Swipe all the girls you think are hot and want to meet, how many matches are you getting?

Are you matching with girls that you actually want to meet, or are you lowering your standard so that you can at least have some girls to speak to.

How many times can you swipe ‘Yes’ on Tinder in a day?  Answer: 100

First aim for 10% – So if you use all your yes swipes you should have 10 matches with hot girls that you are attracted to, if you don’t have that then you definitely need to get some better photos.

Tip 3 – Tinder Photo Day

There are 2 ways you can go here, Kickass profile or half hearted, either way it will be an improvement but I will try to push you towards kickass – obviously.

Half Hearted Result – You may get a new pics that are slightly better than the old one(s), the standard will probably be pretty poor.

Kickass result – Changing your dating life forever, enjoying dating because you will be desired so much more and it will be noticeable as soon as the pics are up.

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Half Hearted – You will take some photos in different outfits and maybe even get a friend to hold the camera, you will do this wherever and whenever this is convenient. You’ll take a few pics and choose the best one. You may even take 20 or so selfies to get the best face position and try different smile options.

Lets Kickass 

  • Plan your environment -you want to look like you have a life, get photos in different and interesting settings
  • Get in shape – you only need to do Tinder photo day once, get it right and you’ll never need any more pics, so make sure you have the best physique possible and you look great in your clothes, not just a tip for Tinder its a tip for life.
  • Beard Length – that is right.. beards are cool right now. make sure you have your optimum length.
  • Get a good photographer – if you don’t take good photos regularly then get someone who does, hire a photographer it is the best return on investment when it comes to online dating.
  • Plan your ‘image’ – How do you want to look? if you want to look sporty then dress like you are away to a tennis match, do you want to look rich, stand next to an expensive car, wear a nice suit, get a pic on a speedboat wearing the suit.
  • Lighting, There is certain lighting that make people look better, by getting multiple point lighting with diffusers(makes light less vibrant) you can buy it yourself for about $60-80 and you will always look good, another amazing tip and great return on investment, click on the image to check prices if you are interested.
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ROI – Get that perfect pic, taken by a good photographer, with you in great shape, driving a speedboat on a sunny day, wearing a cool suit and a dog on the passenger seat – you will never be short of dates again. I can’t push this tip enough, elevate yourself above everyone else.

Being Genuine – Some people get hung up about being genuine, sure the speedboat example seems ridiculous, but it doesn’t need to represent your life, it only needs a girl to want to match with you, start a conversation and from there you will develop a connection. You can tell her that you did it because you read it on a website WhiskyandTinder and thought it was cool – she would love your honesty, self assurance and you would be 100% genuine. It is all in your head and its all about self confidence.

Tip 4 – Test Again

Now you should have more awesome pics from your Tinder Photo Day. It is time to upload them there is one exception – keep your previous best pic chosen by Tinder ‘smart photo’, the best one from before, so when you do Smart photo again, it will tell you how good your old pic is compared with your new pics.

Profile Pic Statistics

  • 1/3 of new marriages start out from dating apps (USA)
  • If a girl doesn’t show her arms in her pics – she’s fat
  • Outdoor Pics get 19% more likes according to Mens Fitness 
  • Standing next to an expensive car will double your matches
  • Standing on an expensive yacht will triple your matches
  • Selfie shots are 10% less effective (holding the camera in the photo)
  • Attractive women active on Tinder will wake up with 50 new messages from guys all asking the same Sh*#
  • 30% of men swipe Yes to EVERY girl
  • Profile pics with dogs get more Yes Swipes
  • Most girls don’t even read your Bio
  • If you don’t get many matches and a superhot girl likes you then you go to the website she prefers to use then you are 100% an idiot – don’t let that happen again
  • Topless shots are really affective if you have a great body, if you Don’t have abs then don’t bother

Other Tinder Photo Tips

  • Ninja Trick – Take a video or use multishot option to take lots of photos for 10 seconds while you are doing something or messing around, this allows you to get a pic that looks natural.
  • Over head lighting is great for body shots but not for the face it casts shadows on the eyes, use additional lighting on the face.
  • Evening twilight is the best lighting to take your pics, midday is too harsh and night required additional lighting

Date Strategy

The next tip is to sort your dating strategy out, from taking a girl out on a date to taking her to bed. Read our post on Tinder Hookups.

Happy Swiping…!!!

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The hookup dating tips below are essential for men and appreciated by women, so lets start by stating the obvious and start having more sex on your tinder dates:

A good date story allows girls to have enough detail to cover a potentially slutty image with a blanket of respectability

Guys want to hookup and have sex with hot, sexy attractive women but sadly most men have no idea of how to make that happen, especially on Tinder, if you have ever seen the Tinder messages girls get – its embarrassing for all men.

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Girls equally love the excitement of having a sex with a new partner, and are usually willing to have hookups and one night stands with a man who makes them feel good, but girls won’t if it makes them look or feel like a Tinder slut.

BTW – I got a lot of my dating and pickup phycology from a book called double your dating (embarrassing title but it’s so frick’n awesome), check it out later. But the real gem, the holy grail of organising Tinder hookups quickly is a little ebook that I’ll put a link to at the bottom of the article.

Hookup – The importance of the Story

Most girls have one night stands and hookup with guys from Tinder but they can’t look like a slut doing it. This is so important for you to understand, the key to hookup with a hot girl on the first night is all about creating a good date story. Tinder or non Tinder – this is important.

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If a girl tells starts suggesting that she would be up for a one night stand and sounding like a slut, 9 out of 10 times they are just testing you.

‘The key to hookup with a hot girl on the first night is all about creating a good date story’

For girls it is all about the story, of how it happened, girls love this stuff and will chat hours with their friends; what did he say? how did he ask you out? how did you end up at his place? all of this is really important to women and they will tell every last detail to their friends.

When they tell their friends about the sex on first night it can’t make them look like a slut, rather an exciting unexpected ending rather than a dirty Tinder hookup. Giving girls a good story allows them to have enough detail to cover a potentially slutty image with a blanket of respectability.

A girl that has sex with you will want to meet again

This is the reason why men should meet them early, suggest to go to a quiet bar, nice walk to chat visiting several places, this is a great way to help her write the story in her head that it was a classy evening. Your job is to make her feel good and help write the story, all the way to your bedroom.

Hot Girl Mindset

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Remember a very attractive woman can have sex or ‘Hookup’ whenever she wants, if she wanted to have some anonymous sex she could organise that in a second, she knows that 9/10 guys would drop everything and take her home if she suggested she wanted to have sex. Tinder for her is like window shopping because she every guy will have swiped yes to her on Tinder.

A hot girl doesn’t put a high value on sex because she can have it whenever she wants. But she will value peer respect, image and status, she will be very aware that other less hot, jealous women would jump at the chance to give her a slut label in an attempt to bring down her value.

I cannot emphasis this enough – Don’t make your hookup sound like a one night stand, when a girl tells her friends the story, or ask for their advice, you need to sound like a great guy with a ‘potential’ long term even if all she wanted was to get laid.

Show any girl this post and they will agree with it, this is what they want, they want to meet a guy have great sex and they want to keep their dignity doing it.
This is what horny girls are waiting for, a guy who will take them out, help them write a good story to tell themselves and to their friends so they can have dirty sweaty incredible sex on a blanket of respectability.

Men – be the Leader

The key here is continuous compliance, tell your Tinder date to do things throughout the date; tell her to try he food because it is great – she does and loves it, then you suggest to the girl she should check out something out the window – she does and it was great, you suggest to go to this other bar – she does and it is a good place, you ask her to you her hand for ‘some reason of your choice’.

Building a chain of compliance is so effective, and it is also a good way to gauge how much she is into you, when she starts complying to everything that you are saying then you are in and she is definitely loving your masculinity.

I don’t care what year this is, equal right, girl power etc, girls want a man who is in control. You are the leader, you and going to lead her on a date, you are in charge of where to meet, where to go, if you’ll be drinking wine or cocktails, and you will also be the one who suggests to go back to your place.

This is not a trick this is just the type of behaviour that girls like to see naturally in men. This Tinder date story gives her a great date and gives you the platform to be the leader and build a chain of compliance.

Making decisions and leading the way is an attractive male trait, trying to pressure a woman to do something is being a douche-bag, so if she doesn’t want the cocktail don’t force it, she doesn’t need to be drunk to go home with you, you want to hookup and for her to tell her friends you were awesome, don’t be weird and rapey! Girls will spot that kind of thing a mile away.

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This framework is better than Patrick’s Online Income strategy when it comes to a successful date story, follow it, be a leader in a casual way.

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Quiet First Drink

Meet at a quite bar, have one drink to let her feel comfortable with you, you suggest to leave after one drink, so that she feels like you are not trying to get her tipsy trying to entice her into making bad decisions, this will lower her guard and build trust that you are a nice guy.

Snack Food

Walk to get some food, snack type, slice of pizza, something small and is a fast transition. For several reasons, its cheap, it is fast, you don’t get too full, you don’t have to wait uncomfortably long time to get your food and no awkward moments when getting the check. When she tells the story, you went for a drink, then went for a walk, then had some food, you have already written a great story for her so far, it is all good stuff.

Walk to the Date Spot

Take her to get another drink at another place, share a bottle of wine in a cool bar. A bottle of wine is easy to drink and sounds classy, whatever you save on not going to a restaurant you can splash out a little on a nice bottle of wine and don’t mention the price(she will notice on her own because she will be analysing you).

Once you both are at the perfect amount of tipsy drunk take her to a place where you can have some physical contact, a dancing place or a bar with loud music. If you can dance this is the time to bring it into the date, it will take your hookup probability up to 90%.

Closing Time

It is time to close(take her back to your house), when the bar closes, say you don’t want to go to a club, its too loud etc, tell her you have some drink back at yours, say it without hesitation.

Remember that this hookup is not going to happen on its own, it requires your consistent, fun leadership and her continuing confluence. And what you have actually done is create an awesome date story and she will be excited to hookup.

It also not just a one night strategy, sure you can hookup with the girl, but 9 times out of 10 a girl that has sex with you will want to meet again, unless you get weird or super lovey-dovey after sex.

Hookup Checklist for men

  1. Be very comfortable in her company
  2. Let her get comfortable with you
  3. Don’t worry about silences, it is only awkward if you make it awkward
  4. Always have in your mind where to go, and a back-up if one place is closed
  5. Lead the entire date from picking the meet-up spot all the way to taking her home
  6. Look out for signs that she is enjoying your company
  7. Don’t react to these signs (be cool), if she is comfortable and enjoying herself keep the same vibe going.
  8. Have drinks but not too much – it is really not required, she can always pretend to be more drunk if it makes her feel more comfortable.
  9. Have your apartment already prepared with wine in the fridge, water, condoms, tidy room, low lit lighting and a nicely made bed.
  10. Hold her hand towards the end of the date, crossing the street, you don’t need to explain, just take her hand.
  11. Be a champion and take her home, happy hookup..!!

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If you found the Tinder date story interesting, take a look at our Tinder Profile Tips for great info on getting more matches.

Watch this video from a ‘Pick-up artist’ on  picking up women, and to hookup using a Tinder and  other dating apps – Pick up artists are the biggest geeks of dating but they share some great tips and tricks, if a hookup is what your after you better start upping your Tinder and dating game because you are competing against a lot of other guys who are getting clued up.

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Tinder Super like is the only feature on Tinder where you can communicate with someone before you match. There is another effective feature called tinder Boost and we explain in our article the best time to use Tinder Boost. Anyways one thing at a time lets look at Superlikes and how to use them. 

Make sure you read my article on Tinder hacks the best information to get the most out of your dates

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What is Super Like and How to use it: Every user is given by default 1 Super Like per day, and when you use it on someone they will be influenced in several ways, so what happens?:

  1. Receive a notification of being Super liked
  2. Your profile will be one of the first tinder profiles that they will see that day
  3. Your profile will have a little coloured star to indicate that you Super liked them

How to Super Like someone on Tinder

There are 2 ways:

Swiping up – When you are on the swiping section looking though profiles. swipe directly upward.

Hit the Blue Star – What is the blue star? – this is just the symbol for super like. This button is usually located on the bottom right of the screen, on the right of the ‘Like’ button and is fractionally smaller than the other buttons. If you have selected a profile to look through their Bio or their other pics, the Star button will still be at the bottom of the screen but change to the centre position.Dating Advantage

Is it worth it?

What are the positives and negatives of super liking someone, lets expand on the Pros and Cons:


Your profile is Seen First – or one of the first, this is an obvious positive as there are 50 million people using tinder and in more densely populated areas it may be a long time before your profile appears in front of other users, what position you are in the profile pile is a big factor to your Tinder success.

Make them Feel Special – The person you ‘Super Liked’ then knows that you preferred them over other profiles, this suggests that the attraction you have for them is more genuine and they will feel more special. This also indicates that there will be no conversation rejection if they contact you. Especially useful for Men – there are many men who literally swipe yes to every girl on Tinder and then filter though the matches later, so therefor women like to know if your interest is genuine rather than a blind swipe yes.

Attract more Attention – Your little star on your profile tells them that you have already liked them, it brings more attention to your profile and more time will be given on your profile before swiping.


The Sure thing – I don’t know how familiar you are on attraction phycology, but when there is a ‘sure thing’ or the attraction phase was too easy then you will value that person less, this happens because you feel that the person was willing to be attracting you before you feel there has been enough time to develop a connection or display your attractive qualities. If you didn’t know that, trust me, it is true. So the negative of Super Like is that person knows you like them more than other Tinder profiles, and that you are already super attracted to them before they demonstrated value through messaging.

Limited Super Likes – You only have one per day unless you pay for Tinder Plus, with Tinder Plus you get 5/day. So you should choose wisely, there is a strategy on the effectiveness of Super Liking. It works the same as compliments, the more compliments someone receives, the less it is effective. If you imagine a girl who doesnt get compliments very often is told they look beautiful today, they will feel amazing, however if a super hot woman receives her 50th compliment of the day – she will feel nothing, infact will associate you with the rest of the douchebags that gave her compliments that day. The same goes for men, compliments work better on men because we receive them less from women.


Go and try it out, find out what works for you, try super liking profiles different levels of attractiveness. It will bring more attention to your Tinder Profile but you will still need good photos to back it up. What makes a good profile pic, we are working the article. What to show in the pic, what position, where to look, how much of your body is showing are all big factors, Try the Best Tinder Pick up Lines to cheat the system.

Super Like is effective, especially if your profile has a lot of attractive value, however it is not going to help you with the Superhot Tinder Profiles. So be selective on how you use it.

This sums up Tinder Super Likes. Happy swiping…!!!

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Reddit Tinder is a forum where you can start a discussion on almost anything, it is such a great site, there has been many threads on tinder and below we have picked out the best and funniest Treads, including Tinder Tips all 100% NSFW (not safe for work).

Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Clever / Great / Funny
Augustus – Are you a Jedi?

No why – Toller

Augustus – Cause yodalicious.


Reddit Tinder Pickup Lines / Clever / Great
Heath – I guess you can call me winter.

Heath – Because you’ll always cum before me.

Well played sir, well played – Autumn

We have compiled all the best and funniest conversation openers on Tinder Pick up Lines click the image below for some lols 🙂

Funny Pick up openers from Reddit Tinder
Click to read the most hilarious pickup lines

NSFW warning! We must issue a warning on these pickup up techniques, these are 100% NSFW, not suitable for work.  So if you are instant messaging between workmates, some of these openers will definitely get you fired.

Reddit Tinder Forum

What I don’t like about Reddit is that you need to click through endlessly to find something interesting. So we can pulled all the best information onto this site.

I don’t want to read endless amounts of conversation threads on Reddit, it can get tiresome, we also found that there are some privacy issues with posting screenshots of Tinder so we decided to re-write all the good Reddit material.

We are making the final touches before releasing the site, so if you are finding your way here already then please stand by for some awesome content from Reddit Tinder, hours and hours of sifting through all the dating stories, funny chats and hookup stories. But to be honest – a lot of embarrassing chats.

The Main Highlights of Reddit Tinder NSFW

  • How to talk to girls
  • best way to start a conversation
  • how to hookup
  • Pickup lines that work – according to Reddit Tinder
  • How Tinder is NSFW
  • Humanitarians of Tinder (yes – people are talking about this stuff) Humanitarians in what way?….
  • hookup stories
  • hookup sites like craigslist – (Yes people used to use Craigslist before Tinder, but it does take some time for people to catch up with dating trends)

For those of  you who don’t know what Reddit Tinder is then click here

We are still preparing our content, until site construction is finished please entertain your self with this video.

Tinder Reddit page coming soon and is NSFW.

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Using Tinder with Facebook has its problems; Some people don’t like the privacy aspect, they want all the benefits of dating but without having to show all their common connections. Some don’t like that mutual friends will be shown to your matches, as these FB friends may not give you the endorsements that would like, sometimes it is just better without. Plus none of your friends will know about your best tinder openers.

Or you don’t want mutuals friend knowing that you have been organising a date with your new match.

How to not show dating connections
Facebook mutual friends on Tinder

Whatever the reason it is nice to have a clean slate when meeting your Tinder date for the first time.

Is is possible to use tinder without Facebook?

dating app help stepsCan you use Tinder without Facebook? In short no, however, if it is for privacy issues then there is another solution, without using your own FB account, what you can do is create a new FB account, this is super easy to do, follow these steps:

  1. Create a new FB account
  2. Sign into this new FB account using the FB app on your phone (do this so that you can easily switch between FB accounts if you need to sign into tinder again –  sadly Tinder still logs you out occasionally)
  3. Open Tinder, you will be prompted to ‘sign-in with Facebook’
  4. Tinder is now active and you can upload pics from your phone
  5. Open Facebook app, sign out of your new FB account, sign in again with your normal account – done..!

Previously you could only upload pics your Facebook account but now it has changed and you can upload any from your phone, so you can upload your favourite pics without uploading them to your fake profile first.

Hide your Facebook Friends on Tinder

How to hide your Facebook friends on Tinder: To keep your tinder private and use it without being visible to to your Facebook friends, follow these steps:

  1. Log onto Facebook
  2. Go to settings
  3. Go to app visibility – change to ‘Only Me’. +
  4. (Optional) If you want to be extra sure you can uncheck the friends box to remove access to your friends list.

Pros and cons of hiding your friends

Pros – your match will get to know you from your conversations and dates before you actually meet, instead of them FB messaging a mutual friend for any dirt on you.

Cons – you don’t have any social proof

Read our great post on Tinder Hookup